Whoopi Goldberg Hired for The View

A black loud mouthed, unfunny, ugly as a rhino’s butt, obnoxious, trashy, low class woman with the last name of a Jew has replaced a woman with the exact same qualifications, except the other one was also a lesbian and she didn’t make it till the end of her one year contract, but that doesn’t mean Whoopi isn’t any better or worse. I am referring of course to Whoopi Goldberg who is now the new moderator of The View. My friend has an outstanding reward of $5,000 he’ll pay to anyone who can provide him with an example of Whoopi Goldberg being funny, intentionally. He has yet to pay it out. I think Whoopi won an award for least funny comedian ever. Whoopi was the second to receive the award, Rosie O’Donnell got the first. The smartest girl to ever be on this show yet was the Chinese girl Lisa Ling who quit in 2002. The View is where burned out celebrities go when their career is in the gutter. That show would have a bigger female audience if the producers replaced all the women with a puppet show, and short clips of guys getting kicked in the balls.

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