Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Pose for Gas

It seems unlikely that Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron would stop for gas, and then start posing for the cameras, but it happened. They are doing it to save stuffed animals, to give teenagers hope, and to make Disney happy. These two have dashed my last hope to believe love is real, and could happen to me. This means I’ll have to go back to dating absurdly hot girls who only want incredibly hot meaningless sex. All I ever wanted was a normal life. Just last week I visited my doctor, and the secretary started rubbing my zipper, and removing her clothes. Every time this happens I say, "Why me Lord, why me?" Then I have sex with the secretary, go home, and hate myself.