Val Kilmer Still on Bump Watch

Val Kilmer isn’t nine months pregnant, no he’s not a beached whale, he just has the Jim Morrison curse. Do you know what happens when you eat too many Tombstone pizzas? Uh huh, you get yourself a tombstone overlooking an oversized grave plot.

Val played Jim Morrison in the doors movie. A picture of him is below to see the comparison between then and now.

Val’s belly has actually shrunk since August. Want to see him walrus size? Click here.

This brings us to young Hollywood. The youngsters like Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and the list goes on, really do think they are bad asses, but in the late 1960s Jim Morrison and The Doors blew the doors off Los Angeles, California. Below is original video footage of Jim, and footage of his wild concerts with Roadhouse Blues playing in the background. Jim died young from way too many drugs, and possibly heart failure while in France. Jim was bloated, fat, and looked like a homeless man with a big beard in his last few years, but in his prime he was a god, small g.