Uma Thurman Mistaken for Bigfoot in a Bikini

Uma Thurman is in need of a one piece almost as bad as Courtney Love and Tara Reid. Her tummy may not be hideous yet, but why do so many say Thurman is even remotely attractive. C’mon, she stomps around with her size 14? feet, boobs hanging down to her belly button, hands like a basket ball player, and a voice deeper than my uncle Fritz. The crowd that gathered on the beach were whispering big-foot, until someone pointed out the plastic tray and camera. California doesn’t allow dogs on the beach, and that should really be the law everywhere, unless the dog is wearing a one piece bathing suit.
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Posted on April 5, 2007 at 9:29 am(PST)
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When you usually see someone dressed or glammed up, this is kind of disappointing and scary. What happened to her glam squad?
BETTER THAN A SIZE 14 THAN A SIZE SKELETON!!!!!!