Tom Cruise is Crazy About Scientology

The leaders of Scientology is now claiming that the Tom Cruise propaganda video that was leaked onto the Web last week was actually a good thing for the sect. "Having presented these selective and out-of-context excerpts with the intent of creating both controversy and ridicule resulted in people searching for Church of Scientology Web sites," a rep for Scientology said. Scientology turned up on the "most searched for" lists of various search engines, but whoever leaked the video is still in trouble. An insider said, "The clip on the Internet was nine minutes long — but the original was way longer. It was edited to make Tom look really crazy," if that is even possible. Tom’s not crazy, he’s just insanely passionate about his beliefs.