Tom Cruise Bombproofs His Cars

Tom Cruise is driven around in vehicles that are bomb proof armored vehicles, disguised to look like regular vehicles, according to In Touch:

“It sounds like he’s taken a page out of one of his action movies. A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armored trucks. He really, really loves his cars and he can afford the best.”

All of Tom’s chauffeurs are professionally trained defensive drivers, says the insider, so they can get him out of traffic problems and protect him from possible trouble. Still, he often prefers to drive his wife, Katie, and his three children himself.

“Tom is a car nut,” the insider adds. “He has practical everyday cars, classic collectibles and high-powered sports cars like the Porsche 911 Turbo. Of course he loves every minute behind the wheel, but he’s not stupid and he’s not going to take any chances while he’s driving.”

Tom’s SuVs might be armored, but his Porshe 911 isn’t, and neither is his motorcycle.

Tom is holding his butt in this picture because __________.