Tom Cruise’s people insist he’s not getting married this weekend to his Scientology-inducted bride, Katie Holmes, but something seems to be up. Our spies insist some sort of ceremony will happen in Los Angeles “that only Scientologists will be allowed to attend.

Katie’s parents will not be there,” but, the couple’s hairstylist “Oscar Blandi is booked all weekend for them.” Holmes’ parents, who are Catholic, can at least be consoled that Cruise’s first marriage to Nicole Kidman was annulled, meaning that in the eyes of the church, he was never married.

This could be some sort of Scientology baptism of Suri Cruise. I wonder if cameras will be allowed at this secret ritual.