Tila Tequila Gets a Bi-Dating Show on MTV

Without having done porn, yet, Tila Tequila is by far the most popular self declared Internet slut. She has over 2 million MySpace friends. Now she’s taking it up a notch, or down below the belt, with her new show on MTV that will include a lot of girls slobbering all over each other. Tila says:

That’s right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY!

…the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

This show would better if people could call in to vote like on American Idol. I can’t wait to see the behind the scenes show, where everyone who had sex with Tila is in a clinic getting treated for an STD on their crotch, and tongue. I don’t want to burst Tila’s bubble, but another show on STDs and unsafe sex isn’t "television history." They show those on PBS all the time, without the bikinis, pillows, and oil wrestling.