Tila Tequila Case Against Shawne Merriman Closed

The San Diego District attorney did not believe the tall tale Tila Tequila told about Shawne Merriman allegedly assaulting her. The D.A issued the following statement on Friday:

"After a thorough review of the investigation into the Sept. 6, 2009 incident at the Poway home of Shawne Merriman, our office has determined there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed. The case is now closed."

The General Manager of the San Diego Chargers also issued the following statement:

"It’s really good news for Shawne. We’re happy things worked out for him on the legal front."

Tila’s attorney released the following statement:

"Blah blah, all women are victims, and all men are criminals just because a woman says he is, blah blah blah …:

"… Just because the DA has made this reckless decision doesn’t mean that justice will not be served in this case. No one is above the law. Tila Tequila will immediately begin pursuing civil charges against Mr. Merriman and she will have her day in court."

Tila then released pictures of what look like bruises on her arms, which look more like makeup on her arms meant to look like bruises. No disputes there was an altercation, but the D.A. just doesn’t believe Tila’s story, especially after she lied about being drunk, despite a police report that says officers at the scene said Tila was drunk. We still believe Tila is a liar, and look forward to her wasting money on a civil action.

We applaud the decision by the D.A. to close this case.