Kevin Federline may have married rich, but k-Dud had humble beginnings. K-Dud started his illustrious career working at a car wash. For two years he worked for Red Carpet Carwash in Fresno, California. Manager Gilbert Alander says his now-famous former employee came to him one day and announced he would seek fame and fortune as a dancer, so he moved to Beverly Hills. K-Dud really had an eye for the shiny chrome bling, and stupid blond rich girls. Even though he couldn’t dance, he still managed a job dancing for Britney Spears, where he worked his way up to customer service (servicing Britney), which then landed him an executive pimp position as Mr. Britney Spears. Next K-dud will write his White Trash Autobiography.

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