The Juice Turns 60
For sixty years, O.J. Simpson has been taking up space on this earth. How does a killer celebrate his birthday? Hanging out with Kato Kalin? Perhaps he’s pondering absurd follow-ups to "If I Did It." Maybe "Murdering for Dummies." Or "From the NFL to the Gates of Hell." There’s always "Fifteen Ways to Leave Your Lover, But All You Need is One."
More importantly, what does one buy a cold-blooded murderer? We’re thinking a license plate holder that says, "I’d Rather Be Killing." Whatever it is, O.J., we hope that your birthday plans fit you like a glove!
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He makes me sick!! He does not deserve ANY media attention at all! How funny that the gloves he is wearing seems to fit hi ugly-ass hands perfectly!
Meant to say the gloves did fit.
In my opinion the gloves did to fit.
why is his birthday news? This just feeds his money grubbing media hands…