The Avengers Setting Box Office Records

Marvel’s The Avengers, that puts all their superheros into a single movie, is breaking all kinds of box office records. This is just like other movies where a bunch of celebrities all perform in the same movie, except this is doing much better, because the characters are bigger celebrities than real-life celebrities playing them. It’s better to believe a celebrity is a fictional character we really like, rather than the real person who might say things that make us feel like punching them.

As soon as I get a break I’m going to see this blockbuster in 3D, just to see if it’s possible for CGI to hide the cottage cheese on scarlett johansson’s backside. The best part, I get to deduct the popcorn as a work related expense.