Taylor Swift is Dating Conor Kennedy

Taylor Swift is now dating Conor Kennedy, a real Kennedy. Recently the couple visited his mother’s gravesite together. Mary Kennedy hung herself in May, so it might seem a bit inappropriate for Taylor to be there with her boyfriend, but she isn’t shy, in fact she’s already creating waves in with Conor’s relatives:

Taylor Swift crashed the Kennedy wedding in Boston over the weekend and did not leave after being twice asked to do so, the mother of the bride, Victoria Gifford Kennedy, told the Boston Herald yesterday.

“They texted me an hour before the wedding and asked if they could come,” Vicki Kennedy said. “I responded with a very clear, ‘Please do not come.’ They came anyway. … I personally went up to Ms. Swift, whose entrance distracted the entire event, politely introduced myself to her, and asked her as nicely as I could to leave. It was like talking to a ghost. She seemed to look right past me.”

The Kennedy family is playing right into the trap. Sweet and sensitive Taylor will have a new album next year all about her summer of love and heartache trying to follow her heart, while the mean old Kennedy family drove a wedge between her and her future husband, and father of her future children. Another number one album. I might as well say congratulations to Taylor right now.