Zombieland, which hits theaters on October 9th just in time for Halloween, is gory, but still looks fun, especially for a Halloween movie.

Zombieland has an all-star cast Woody Harrelson, Bill Murray, Abigail Breslin, Jesse Eisenberg (who looks and acts like Michael Cera, Emma Stone, and Amber Heard (who is currently filming a scary John Carpenter movie called The Ward at the abandon building of Eastern State Mental Hospital in Medical Lake, Washington.)

This looks like something I’d like to see, but for the younger crowd the movie is rated R. Sorry. If you’re under 17 years-old you can work on the movie, but you can’t watch the finished product.

Woody Harrelson and Laura Louie finally got married. The couple have been together for over 20 years, and have three daughters together, Makani Ravello (2), Zoe Giordano (12), and Denni Montana (15).

Woody and Laura married on the island of Maui on December 28. In attendance were Owen Wilson, Willie Nelson, Sean Penn and Alanis Morissette who sang.

Congratulations.

Owen Wilson is still staying with his pal Woody Harrelson and wife Laura Louie. On Sunday the threesome went for a swim in Maui, Hawaii. Woody is not always the nicest guy, but his loyal friendship with Owen in his time of crisis is really admirable.

Matt Keough, former MLB pitcher and reality TV star, was arrested for drinking while on probation for a DUI. TMZ reports:

Reality has set in for "Real Housewives of Orange County" husband Matt Keough. The former MLB star was popped by cops Tuesday afternoon in Newport Beach, Calif., after officers found him drinking at the bar at a local Marriott, thus violating his probation. Classy!

The 52-year-old Keough pleaded guilty to felony DUI charges in 2005, after crashing his SUV into another car and causing a chain reaction which seriously injured a bicyclist. Keough left the accident scene and was found at a nearby store. He reportedly blew almost three times the legal limit. Wow — that’s drunk!

The judge sentenced Keough to probation. The terms indicated he was not to consume any alcohol — not even a drop. Cops arrested him after a Newport Beach police officer recognized him — and knew he was not supposed to be drinking.

Marty Keough, Matt’s dad and his uncle Joe all played professional baseball. His douchebag son Shane is currently playing minor league ball.

He’ll be arraigned on the probation violation tomorrow.

Matt Keough needs to get in touch with Owen Wilson to see if Woody Harrelson is available to baby sit him, like Woody has been doing for Owen. Keough obviously has a really bad addiction to alcohol. He can’t even be downwind from a bar without getting the urge to go inside.

There’s always another guy who might help. Who is it? Here’s a hint, he’s been in jail for DUI, his daughter is a famous addict herself, and he’s cloaked himself in religion. Click the link below to see who it is.

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Since arriving in Miami on Friday, Owen Wilson has been seen with two different women, and here he is on Monday getting cozy with another mystery brunette at a Miami hotel. Woody Harrelson has been by Owen’s side for a while now helping him with his depression, which seems to have been cured.