Whitney Houston Song Leaked on Internet

A new Whitney Houston comeback song was leaked, probably to test the response. The song is called Like I Never Left, and features Akon. The main line is "I want you to love me like I never left."

The song lacks enthusiasm, and sounds just okay. What do you think?

Britney Spears on Rock the Cradle

Britney Spears was in the audience at tonight’s finale of the MTV reality competition Rock the Cradle. Britney was invited by her manager Larry Rudolph, who is the show’s executive producer, and "Overall Performance Judge." Seeing these two together like this is a great sign that Britney is still making a lot of progress.

The Sun is reporting that Britney has been in the recording studio, and record label execs would like to pit Britney’s upcoming album against Whitney Houston’s upcoming album. Britney would likely come out on top. Whitney’s voice isn’t what it used to be.

Bobbi Kristina Attempts Suicide

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bobbi Kristina (15) tried to stab her mother, Whitney Houston, during an argument, then tried to kill herself by slashing her wrists.

Bobbi is currently being held in a psychiatric ward in Atlanta, Georgia.

A family member, Ann Davis, sold the story to the gossip rag.

The drama went down just a few days before Bobbi’s 15th birthday party.

Crazy runs in the family.

Whitney Houston Knows How to Pick Guys

Whitney Houston is addicted to making bad decisions even more than crack. Whitney attended the Hopkins vs. Calzghe fight in Las Vegas Saturday night with intimate video sleaze Ray J. He’s only hanging around hoping he might be the next Bobby Brown. Get a job loser! Gigolo is not a job.

Whitney Houston is Mighty

Whitney Houston and Dionne Warwick are pictured here attending a special event for Muhammad Ali. Dionne said:

“Whitney Houston is back! I’m thrilled that she’s in the studio and working on her new album. No doubt she’s overcoming everything that has been put in front of her even this week.”

All I can say about Whitney’s breasts is "who needs plastic surgery, when Mighty Putty can fix, fill, and seal anything fast, and make it last."