Dina Lohan thinks we’re all stupid. As if we didn’t already know, Lindsay Lohan learned to lie from her mother. Here’s more:

DINA Lohan needs to make up her mind – or at least start re-reading the interviews she gives. Fame-crazed Mama Lohan recently told Us Weekly, "I’ve read all these things, like, I said I’m the white Oprah. I’ve never said that in my entire life! It’s completely ridiculous." Really? In an Aug. 10, 2006, interview with Star magazine, she told reporter David Caplan, "I love to talk. Lindsay [ Lohan]’s friends call me ’The White Oprah’ because they all come to me with their problems." Caplan, who’s since left the weekly for VH1, tells us he quoted Dina accurately.