Vivid is back with a new 100 minute uncut sex tape for their latest Kim Kardashian Superstar, and they even reopened the website here, plus there’s a NSFW trailer here. Vivid settled with a $5 million check to Kim to pull the first tape off the market, and I’m curious to know if she signed away her rights to stop the second tape. The first one was lame, but maybe the second has all the sugar and spice. The frosting on top is Kim Kardashian leaving a voicemail for her ex Ray J, who sold the tape to Vivid, calling "disgusting" and "sick," but stopping short of calling him greedy, possibly because she got paid too. Click here to listen to the voicemail. Kim just celebrated her nude spread in Playboy, which makes her a hypocrite, and a well paid whore.

Kim Kardashian is the smartest whore in hollywood. First she does a home porn movie with Ray J, get’s paid $5 million because the tape was released without her permission plus Vivid Entertainment agreed to stop distributing it. The movie was lame, and I fell asleep a couple of times so no loss. Now Kim has posed for Playboy magazine, with Hype Williams taking the pictures. No word yet on how much she got paid. Check back cause we’ll have the pictures as soon as they are out.

That Kim is smart. She’s like the hooker that spikes your drink so you’ll fall asleep before the action starts, then steals all the money and credit cards out of your wallet as she leaves.

Then there’s this little gem:

The fallout from the release of the sex tape has touched home in ways that Kardashian couldn’t possibly imagine. According to Kim, having to explain the situation to her nine and eleven year-old stepsisters was one of the most difficult things that she’s ever done.

“One day my sisters were watching TV and a picture of my face flashed across the screen with the words ‘Sex Tape?’ underneath. I was devastated. These girls look up to me and want to copy everything I do,” Contactmusic quoted Kardashian, as saying.

“It was the hardest conversation I’ve ever had… Kylie admitted, ‘Some kids at school said you were a porn star.’ How do you respond to something like that?” she said.

What Kim is really trying to say is that she’s not a whore or a porn star, she’s a performance artist.

Over the weekend Kim Kardashian was in Miami over the weekend with Scott Storch, ug. She was wearing the most beautiful dress, that she apparently bought on Ebay! The amateur porn star just made $5 million dollars in a settlement from Vivid Video, but she’s still ghetto a bargain shopper. Click here to see her in the dress.

Does Nicky Hilton shop on Ebay too?

Kim Kardashian is trying her hand at spinning records as a DJ in Miami South Beach, just like Lindsay Lohan. Don’tcha just love that open mouth porn star look Kim always has. Thanks to her amateur porn video with Ray J she’s now $5 million dollars richer after the Vivid Video settlement, and she’s looking really hot. I absolutely love that dress. Raaarrrrr. All the pictures are lovely until you get to the ones with that hideous monster Scott Storch. He only looks right on Halloween.