Kim Kardashian, pictured above at her 27th birthday party, said she will sue Vivid Entertainment if they release another sex tape that continues her escapades with Ray J. Which means the only way you’re going to see more of Kim is in the December issue of Playboy, according to FOX News:

However, the voluptuous vixen is now actually getting paid to strip. Kim will appear in the upcoming edition of Playboy, but Pop Tarts has heard that no nether regions will be revealed in the 12-page spread. “I’m really happy with how the pictures turned out,” she told Pop Tarts. "It looks really classy and professional.”

Those Playboy pictures are finally here, and judging from those pictures you can see her "nether regions" in at least one picture. Classy? Most girls look classy in Playboy, but Kim still looks like a cheap trashy slutty whore. The results you see here could be the result of a 15 minute photo shoot with a one of those $5 digital cameras you can throw away when you’re done. Still, if you’re into huge boobs and a big butt brought on by weight gain, then you will be quite satisfied with how Kim looks in these pictures. The pictures below are all NSFW, and are all from the upcoming 2007 December Playboy edition.

Update: Sorry, had to remove the pics.

Click here to see the pictures.

On Friday night Vivid Entertainment sent HG a press release that says they have new Kim Kardashian sex tape footage they will release on their web site soon (Click here to see NSFW). Seems like a very convenient coincidence with the start of Kardashians new show on E! Vivid says:

With the release of a best selling sex tape, a soon-to-be-released Playboy pictorial, countless public appearances and more press than someone who is famous for doing ’nothing’, Kim Kardashian has another venture in the works…A reality TV show! Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s is set to air on E! beginning October 14.

Keeping up with the Kardashians will follow the life and adventures of the 26-year old model, actress and entrepreneur along with sisters Kourtney and Khloe, half sisters Kendall and Kylie, mom Kris and stepfather Bruce. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest Productions with six episodes constituting the initial season.

While Vivid can’t take all of the credit for Kim’s success, we can let our fans (and Kim’s) know that we’re not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com. Keep checking the site regularly and if you’re not already a member, be sure to check out what you’ve been missing.

I told ya they should have named that show Ho in Da House. This reminds me of a chicken I used to have, a red hen in fact. She was just a chick when all the other chickens were killed by some neighbor dogs. As she grew up with my dogs she began to think she was a dog. She’d chase the ball around with the dogs. She’d jump on the glass sliding door so I’d let her in the house. She even ate dog food, and when the dogs curled up to sleep, she’d sleep right in the middle next to their belly. It was weird, but a good example of how environment can overcome genetic influence over personality. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I don’t know why Kim is trying to act like a celebrity when everyone knows she’s a whore. Kim should just say "yes" to becoming a porn star for Vivid, and stopping fighting who she really is. Be yourself Kim. Be the best whore you can be.

Kim Kardashian is the smartest whore in hollywood. First she does a home porn movie with Ray J, get’s paid $5 million because the tape was released without her permission plus Vivid Entertainment agreed to stop distributing it. The movie was lame, and I fell asleep a couple of times so no loss. Now Kim has posed for Playboy magazine, with Hype Williams taking the pictures. No word yet on how much she got paid. Check back cause we’ll have the pictures as soon as they are out.

That Kim is smart. She’s like the hooker that spikes your drink so you’ll fall asleep before the action starts, then steals all the money and credit cards out of your wallet as she leaves.

Then there’s this little gem:

The fallout from the release of the sex tape has touched home in ways that Kardashian couldn’t possibly imagine. According to Kim, having to explain the situation to her nine and eleven year-old stepsisters was one of the most difficult things that she’s ever done.

“One day my sisters were watching TV and a picture of my face flashed across the screen with the words ‘Sex Tape?’ underneath. I was devastated. These girls look up to me and want to copy everything I do,” Contactmusic quoted Kardashian, as saying.

“It was the hardest conversation I’ve ever had… Kylie admitted, ‘Some kids at school said you were a porn star.’ How do you respond to something like that?” she said.

What Kim is really trying to say is that she’s not a whore or a porn star, she’s a performance artist.