The LAPD says that Ving Rhames’ dogs may have mauled and killed a man who worked for him. KABC in Los Angeles says that the man had bite marks all over his body but it is not clear if the dogs killed the man or if he died naturally. TMZ says:

…the victim worked as a caretaker for Rhames, watching over the dogs and his home. The four dogs, Mastiffs and an English Bulldog, have been taken into custody by Animal Control. When they received the call this morning at 7:15, they say they found a 40-year old black male on the front lawn, deceased.

This is why it’s a bad idea to eat at KFC before you feed the dogs. It appears the LAPD missed the copious amonts of peanut butter on the victim’s hands, chest, and most of his body, as well as on the teeth of the dogs that attacked him. The only way to put a positive twist on this story would be to say the victim’s name, ironically, was Michael Vick.