Joan Marie Laurer is ready to stomp Vince McMahon for what she calls "eight years of making my life a living hell." Today Laurer legally changed her name to Chyna, and she had this to say to Vince:

"Do I want to go back to get abused by you and get punched in the head every day and have people not stand up for me besides the fans? No. Would I like to go back for one day representing myself and all these people to kick your a$$ and your a$$ only? Cause you are the boss, right Vince? Then I would love to do it. You know my number. You know where I live, obviously. And you know my name. Bring it, Vince!"

If Vince accepts Chyna’s offer I’m betting on Chyna, not just to win the match, but to put Vince into a coma. Chyna is more of a man than Vince. I know because I saw a picture of her penis, and it’s bigger than Vince’s.

The WWE isn’t guilty of using good taste very often, but the wrestling mega-corporation is currently pondering the use of some actual decorum. Only days after the WWE’s own "Sensational Sherri" Martel was found dead at her mother’s home, head honcho Vince McMahon was fictionally killed in a limousine explosion on Monday Night Raw. Now the WWE is reportedly considering abandoning the "McMahon is dead" storyline.

Police do not suspect any foul play in Martel’s death, but she reportedly did not die of natural causes. Meanwhile, McMahon’s fake death was over-dramatic and silly.

Since this is the WWE, we have to be a little suspicious that the company’s rethinking of their current storyline is just for PR reasons. Ratings are king in the world of professional wrestling, and even something as tragic as the death of one of their own probably won’t change Vince McMahon’s plans.