Tommy Lee and Kid Rock Offered Ring and $1 Million Prize to Fight

This opportunity raises burning questions. Will it be pay-per-view?

Will Pamela Anderson referee?

Will she be naked? Or just mostly naked?

According to Page Six:

VEGAS lounge impresario Jeff Beacher wants to settle the score between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock once and for all - with a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match between Pamela Anderson’s exes.

"We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson," said Beacher. "What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring!"

We’ve seen the video.

We’ve suffered through the diatribe.

We’re tired of these losers.

The real question is: How should we place our bets if we’re hoping they both end up beaten to a pulp?

Tommy Lee Strikes Back at Kid Rock a Day Late

Tommy Lee, who was on the receiving end of all the smacks and slaps during the 15-second "fight" started by Kid Rock at the Video Music Awards, is getting his licks in all modern-style like, by posting his story on his Web site.

Here, in all of its misspelled-and-dot-dot-dot-dot-ridden glory, is the Tommy Lee smack down. With words, people. With words.

Take THAT Kid "Pebble."

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….("I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect")……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude…What up"?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly a** mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my a** outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullsh*#%!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bull*#% caused by a piece of *#% called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!

How could Pamela Anderson ever leave this mental giant? All other men must just pale in comparison.

And, yeah, we edited the bad words as if the Internet is a comic strip, but we just wanted to make sure we didn’t offend your delicate sensibilities with Tommy’s raw rock-and-roll communication.

Tommy Lee. He’s raw!

Video of Tommy Lee and Kid Rock Fighting

Hilarious! It didn’t take long for Diddy and Jamie Foxx to make fun of the ridiculous altercation between Pamela Anderson’s famous exes.

Foxx’s "Let stop all of this white-on-white crime" could be quote of the week!

You can watch video of Tommy Lee and Kid Rock getting into it and the verbal jabs of the other celebs here.

MTV reports the following details of the dust up:

According to eyewitnesses, Lee — sitting at the same table as Diddy — jawed at Rock as he made his way toward the Bad Boy CEO, with whom he was supposed to present the show’s final performance.

It wasn’t clear exactly what Lee said to Rock, but apparently after his words, Rock slapped the drummer, according to eyewitnesses. Lee, one eyewitness said, attempted to fight back but, before he was able to land a blow, was punched in the face by Rock …

Security quickly detained both men, with Lee being immediately removed from the venue. Rock, with his cigar still in his mouth, was held back momentarily until Lee left and calmly walked out alongside security.

"I never hit nobody for nothing before," Rock was overhead saying in the lobby of the casino. "I told him to shut the f— up."

It’s being reported that although they didn’t detain him, Las Vegas Police did cite Kid Rock with misdemeanor battery. Apparently, the police allowed him to stick around and watch the rest of the show, too, though Tommy Lee - the “victim” of said battery - was kicked out.

Brad Pitt Assaulted By Crazed Fan

Oh…the life of a superstar. Never a dull moment.

Brad Pitt, at the Venice Film Festival promoting his new Jesse James movie, was viciously hugged by a fan overcome by lust.

We certainly hope his security guys are fired. Or that he at least gives them a stern lecture on the dangers of allowing young women to launch themselves at your hunky boss and latch around his neck.

At least Pitt seemed to remain calm. A lesser man would have thrown down his Sharpie and demanded an immediate beat down of the frenzied crowd.

R. Kelly still trapped in the closet

R. Kelly’s ‘Trapped in the Closet’ saga isn’t over yet. In the past TITC videos were more comical than drama revealing interesting characters involved in adultery, homosexuality, religion, the law and other weird twists. And now there is more to come!

On Monday website IFC released the 13th chapter of the hip-hopera continuing the story of Sylvester (played by Kelly) and his brother-in-law Twan driving around the streets of Chicago in search of a mysterious woman at a secret location. The end of the video shows Twan still waiting for Sylvester who been gone for an hour.

According to IFC, each new video for the next eight days will be shown until the release date of a DVD including all ten chapters on August 21.