WTF??

Pop some pacifiers in our mouths and color us purple speechless.

Lil Mama showed up at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards in this get-up. Presumably, she is looking for attention.

Bravo?

Remember when Tommy Lee came between Kid Rock and his new wife Pamela Anderson? Not long after that Kid and Pam divorced, then Kid heard Tommy was in Las Vegas and went looking to kick his butt, and would have, however, he never found him. Tonight Kid and Tommy happen to be at the MTV Video Music Awards when Tommy decided to start something. Here’s more:

Rap producer Rich Nice was an eyewitness. He says that although Kid Rock threw the only punch that landed, it was Tommy Lee who started the fight. "It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him," said Nice, who was two tables away. "And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like ’Yo, what?"’

"When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand," Nice continued. "And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again — bong. And then security grabs Tommy Lee in a headlock and pulls him off."

Another witness said, "Tommy got it pretty bad."

Cops searched for Kid Rock, found him, questioned him about the incident, and did not arrest him. They probably just wanted to hear the cool story of how he beat Tommy Lee’s a$$.

This happens to me all the time. The other day I was in a 7-11 when this guy decided to throw the whiskey he was drinking in my face, so I punched him, then the whole place went crazy with everyone fighting. I saw my friend was in trouble so I broke a wooden chair oven the other guy’s back, then we kept fighting till we were the last two standing. When the Sherrif came he looked at all the guys laying on the floor unconscious, patted me and my friend on our backs and said, "Let me buy the two of you a drink." In other words, Kid Rock won, and Tommy is still a loser.

Before the 2007 MTV VMA started Kanye West’s massive ego kicked into high gear. He started bad mouthing our beloved Britney Spears. He said:

"Honestly, I really don’t care," he told Us Saturday at Rolling Stone’s 40th Anniversary bash at Las Vegas’ Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. "I don’t give a f–k about Britney performing."

"I should have opened the MTV awards because ’Stronger’ is the number one album in the country," he said. "It just shows you that you have to do s–t to get ratings, and maybe they feel like they will get more ratings with Britney.

"Britney’s song isn’t as good as ’Stronger,’" he went on. "This is some bulls-t, and I don’t really care."

As the show was ending West grew even more angry. He threw a temper tantrum in front of the media and crew backstage saying he was "shut out" at the Video Music Awards. As he waited for an elevator in a crowded hallway West began yelling about losing all five categories he was nominated for. He said:

"That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance," West said, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. "I’m trying hard man, I have the … number one record, man."

Then West said something that was music to my ears, "I will never return to MTV." This guy cries more than a kid being dropped off for his first day at daycare. Click here to see him throw a fit at the Europe MTV VMAs.

It’s official: Britney Spears has become a caricature of herself. You honestly just can’t make this shizz up. On the night before she was expected in Las Vegas for rehearsals for the VMA’s, Brit Brit thought fit to do what she knows best…show up to a club wearing her token fedora/no-pants combo. Sponge Brit No Pants! Hole in the pantyhose sold separately. Us Magazine reports:

The night before she was expected in Las Vegas to rehearse her single “Gimme More” with illusionist Criss Angel, the perennial party girl, 25, hit up L.A. club Opera.

Accompanied by her cousin Alli Sims, Spears — clad in a cream fedora, gray mini-dress with stockings, knee-high boots and long pearl necklaces — settled into a corner booth around 12:32 a.m. (Her wig of choice? A blonde, shoulder-length number.)

“Britney was in a great mood all night, smiling, laughing, upbeat,” a witness says, who adds that Spears also smoked a few cigarettes and danced to Rihanna’s “Umbrella.”

“She was really getting into the songs,” the onlooker says.

Apparently, she worked up a thirst: “Britney drank beer, vodka cranberry and vodka tonic,” says the witness.

Sucking a lollypop, Spears left hand-in-hand with Sims at 1:45 a.m.

Alas, the two called it a night after hitting a Wendy’s drive-thru around 2:20 a.m.

Nothing says comeback like showing up half-cocked and bloated! You go Brit!

Us Magazine has confirmed with MTV that whorrendous Brit Brit will, indeed, be the opening act at this Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas. She’ll be singing the song "Gimme More," which is coincidentally what she says when she disappears into the bathroom stalls at clubs.

The pop star collaborated with illusionist Criss Angel, star of A&E’s Mindfreak, on "some of the moments of the performance," says Jesse Ignjatovic, the executive producer of this year’s VMAs. Ignjatovic said it was important to secure Spears, 25, for the big show’s opening number.

In a never-before mindfreakalicious treat, he will get Britney to actually sing instead of lip synch. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

"I guess, looking back, we’ve had a great history with her," he said. "I wanted to start the show in a very big and dramatic way, and she’s the one to do that. She’ll captivate everyone, and set the tone for the rest of the night. There’s no one better."

Though a Justin Timberlake source tells Us that rumors of a Timberlake/Spears duet are "patently false," fans should still expect to be surprised.

“She’s planning it to be a big comeback performance,” a Spears insider tells Us, adding that the goal is to make it “shocking.”

C’mon, do they actually think we can be shocked by Britney anymore? She could show up in astronaut diapers, a full beard, and give a horse a hummer on stage and we’d all just laugh and say, "Oh Britney!"