Kanye West jumped on the stage at the MTV VMA last night while Taylor Swift was accepting the award for Best Female Video. Kanye took the microphone out of Taylor’s hand, and started in on some nonsense about Beyonce’s video being the best. Taylor looked stunned, and the crowd booed Kanye. Taylor said afterwards:

“I was standing on stage and I was really excited, because I’d just won the award, and then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage, and then I wasn’t excited anymore after that.”

How would Kanye feel if some jerk jumped onstage, and stole his moment?

We remember how Kanye jumped on stage when he lost for best video to another group, and went on about how his music video cost a million dollars. We also remember how Kanye broke equipment, and hurt a camera guy at LAX, and almost went to prison for it. We also remember a few more outbursts when paparazzi took pictures of Kanye and his girlfriend at a distance. We also remember when Kanye lost another award to someone else, and claimed he would never come to the award show again. Kanye is the poorest loser ever. In fact, Kanye is a spoiled brat with no self control. Making things worse, Kanye was drunk at the VMA. He was drinking before the show started. Looks like Kanye needs rehab.

Since the VMAs Kanye took another stab at Taylor’s win:

I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

If it doesn’t sound like much of an apology, it isn’t. Why does he always have to yell?

Feeling the heat from what he has done, Kanye took to his blog a second time to say:

I feel like Ben Stiller in "Meet the Parents" when he messed up everything and Robert De Niro asked him to leave… That was Taylor’s moment and I had no right in any way to take it from her. I am truly sorry.

We don’t believe you, and we don’t care how YOU feel Kanye, we care how Taylor feels. Kanye is the most self righteous person in the biz. Kanye is a know-it-all, and thinks he is God.

Jay Leno just did an interview with Kanye where he asked him what his mother would have thought of his behavior.

We really don’t care what Kanye has to say. The only way to make this right is not to have done it at all.

Enjoy Taylor’s music video below.

Britney Spears is just like so many people in America, here’s more:

Britney Spears was fed anti-depressant drugs minutes prior to her lackluster performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday after a heated row with a hair stylist. The tormented pop star angrily disapproved of the chosen hairstyle for her comeback at the Las Vegas ceremony and flew into "blind panic", according to reports. A doctor was dispatched to the Palms Casino resort to give the star prescription drugs. A source tells The Sun, "Britney took enough to floor an elephant. They calmed her down, but were clearly too effective. "The scene in the dressing room before the show was one of absolute blind panic. She knew she hadn’t rehearsed enough and was going to mess up the whole show and possibly her career – then she saw her hairdo and it was the final straw. She went into a wild rage and started lashing out at everyone – including her stylist."

If you were the elephant in the room, wouldn’t you need something to calm you down? Just take a look at Britney’s female dancers. They’ve got legs like tree trunks, and big a$$ booties. She knew she looked fat 2 years ago. She talks like she’s still the queen, but she’s just a mess like the rest of us. I don’t want to see Britney like that. I can walk through a Walmart and see a white trash mess wearing mismatching clothes, wigs, and weird hats any day of the week. I want a hot Britney, who can dance and sing. I want hot white trash that rises above the trailer park. Somebody smack this girl, and tell her to get her crap straight or we’re gonna take away her toys.

After her failed comeback appearance she’s now meeting with Kevin Federline at his attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan’s office. Here’s more:

“Britney asked for [the meeting]. She wants to put an end to this public debacle," says the Spears source. “However, Kevin [has] refused. He needs more money so he’s determined to win this.”

Court documents released Aug. 30 show that Spears’s income is $737,868 a month and that Ferderline receives $20,000 a month in spousal support but has no “net income after business expenses.”

I took a survey recently and it turns out that 99.9% of Americans believe Kevin Federline is a loser, but in another survey Americans believe Britney is an even bigger loser. They are perfect for each other. When white trash couples have kids it’s called incest, but we can’t judge them because we don’t understand their culture, and we’d be some kind of cultural racist. To most Americans Kevin and Britney don’t seem like British royalty, or like our beloved Kennedy royalty, but to the under belly of America those two are like a good scratch. Most people don’t know how much white trash has done for this country. White trash gave us birth defects, tattoo parlors, doggy style, and how can we forget, Kevin and Britney.

Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas Britney Spears ran off stage yelling she looked like a fat pig, after seeing herself on overhead monitors during her performance. Here’s more:

“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”

I’m not going to dispute the facts, or argue against Britney’s accurate declaration that she "looked like a fat pig." She’s right. I’ve never seen an anorexic pig, so "fat pig" sounds accurate. Drinking 3 or 4 Starbucks Vente frappuccinos with extra heavy whipped cream, plus super-sized pizzas with extra cheese and grease, Cheetos, and more, doesn’t make a young lady look like a sexy goddess. Over the last few years has she not stepped on a scale or even looked in the mirror? When her manager arranged for a trainer, and brought in a whale trainer from SeaWorld, didn’t Britney suspect someone was trying to tell her something? On the plus side, as long as Britney is a fat pig, it will be harder to see her vagina past her inner thigh fat.

Check out Britney’s uncensored MTV VMA performance after the jump…

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Hayden Panettiere just got back to Los Angeles from the Las Vegas MTV Video Music Awards. The waiting paparazzi at LAX didn’t ask about her next project, they asked if Sarah Silverman’s jokes affected Britney Spears performance. Right then Sarah, who shared a flight with Hayden, walked up and embraced Hayden. Britney who? Even bigger news, Hayden (18) is single again. Hayden and Stephen Colletti (21), from Laguna Beach, have broken up. Here’s more:

A source said, "Their breakup has been a long time coming." But that doesn’t mean the former sweethearts are feuding. Panettiere says, "We are still very close friends and talk to each other frequently. We appreciate and support each other’s careers."

Their breakup has been a long time coming? They were together for 1 year. I guess when you’re 18 a week seems like a long time. Reportedly Hayden is already over what’s his name, which doesn’t surprise me at all. That was like a lifetime ago.

When Tommy Lee was in Las Vegas at the MTV Video Music Awards he spent a lot of time with his hands all over Pamela Anderson, and other guys. Here he is kissing yet another guy, this time the unfortunate victim was Criss Angel, who is obviously not receptive to being date raped by Tommy. Bars usually throw sloppy drunks out before they start groping other guys. Tommy thinks he’s a magician because he can tell guys how much change they have in their pockets, but only after he’s had his hands in their pants. It’s no wonder Kid Rock kicked his butt at the VMAs.