The same Cruz Beckham, son of David and Victoria Beckham, who isn’t afraid to break dance in front of a live Spice Girls audience, even knows how to send a message to the paparazzi. He’s going to be a rebel when he grows up.

It was Brooklyn Beckham’s 9th birthday yesterday. The family celebrated at Pink Taco. Mmmm. Victoria Beckham escorted Cruz Beckham who was dressed as Batman. Cruz looks like he’s all business, and you have to be when you’re a crime fighter. David Beckham is in China so he couldn’t be at the party. He probably sent a lovely text message with a smiley face.

Victoria Beckham brought her 3 years-old son Cruz onstage Tuesday in Toronto for the final show. Cruz took it from there, and thrilled the crowd with his break dancing skills.

Victoria Beckham does not look yummy. There’s no meat on those bones.

Victoria Beckham is still talking about David Beckham’s stuffed underwear ad:

"I’m proud to see his penis 25 foot tall. It’s great. It’s huge. It’s enormous. Massive. If I looked like that I’d walk down the street in my panties too."

Victoria got fake breasts. She could probably add a penis too if she really wanted to.