David Beckham got his butt sqeezed and patted by his teammates after scoring a goal for AC Milan. Brotherly love is still alive in Italian Soccer (Football).

This could also be a sly way of reminding us about the Becks Armani Underwear ad seen below. This is how Posh and David spend all their time at home. Click here to see a spoof on the Beckhams at home.

Macbecks, a musical comedy about David Beckham and Victoria Beckham, made its debut on Wednesday in Dublin, Ireland. We need to see that here in the U.S.

Victoria Beckham, who will appear in the Giorgio Armani ads for Emporio Armani Women’s Underwear, channeled Michael Jackson at LAX yesterday. She always looks good.

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham were informed by Victoria’s parents, Tony and Jackie Adams, that the couple had been robbed. After seeing Beckham items on sale on Ebay, the Adams checked the Beckham home in England and found those items were missing. The items included some of David’s soccer shoes, and some of Victoria’s clothes.

The thieves were turned out to be their own housekeepers, a couple in their fifties named Eric and June Emmett. The couple worked for the Beckham’s for over 10 years, and after getting fired they denied they did it. Police are investigating.

Victoria’s parents must spend a lot of time on Ebay.

Victoria Beckham and Marc Jacobs were out together, and Marc wore a purple velvet skirt. I just hope he wore panties, or at least kept his legs crossed. If the panty-less pictures come out, I will have no choice but to post them.