George Clooney’s New Girlfriend Bids Boss Farewell Via Text

George Clooney’s new girlfriend has hit the jackpot.

Borrowed Bulgari diamonds. Private jets. Film festivals.

A far cry from her life mere weeks ago.

Sarah Larson, 28, who met George at a party and is a cocktail waitress at the Palms Hotel bars in Las Vegas, is carving out some quality time for her new jet-set status and her superstar b.f.

According to the Daily Mail:

Sources say she has just texted her boss to tell him she won’t be coming back to work any time soon as she travels the world with Clooney . . .

Meanwhile Sarah’s boss, Chris Bruno, claims the romantic photos of the couple in Venice "speak for themselves" and added: "Sarah sent me a text message to say she can’t make it back any time soon."

At least she’s keeping her boss in-the-loop. Better not to burn bridges, and all that.

Remember the last commoner George scooped up in Vegas?

Bet that one’s back to her old job by now.

Brad Pitt Assaulted By Crazed Fan

Oh…the life of a superstar. Never a dull moment.

Brad Pitt, at the Venice Film Festival promoting his new Jesse James movie, was viciously hugged by a fan overcome by lust.

We certainly hope his security guys are fired. Or that he at least gives them a stern lecture on the dangers of allowing young women to launch themselves at your hunky boss and latch around his neck.

At least Pitt seemed to remain calm. A lesser man would have thrown down his Sharpie and demanded an immediate beat down of the frenzied crowd.