Life and Style is publishing naked pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey taken while the two were on vacation in Mexico this past weekend. Except they’re not really naked because the magazine censored them. We’ll get our hands on the uncensored pictures soon, and you can see them here. Until then, you can see Miss Minnillo in a see through top at the 2004 MTV Video Music Awards in the pictures below. It’s not like she’s innocent or anything. This whole stunt was probably planned.

Lindsay Lohan is bad news…even after weeks in rehab.

Bongo may not care about the hit Vannessa Minnillo’s reputation took when photos surfaced of her seductively posing with knives, but reportedly the developers of her new reality show did.

According to the New York Daily News:

Two sources tell us Vanessa Minnillo has been in talks to star in her own reality show.
But her scary knife play with Lindsay Lohan, which emerged in recently leaked photos, may have thrown a wrench into the deal.
"The show would just follow her around in her day," a source says, adding wryly, "She really wants to be famous."
The TV personality has a reputation among some of her MTV colleagues as being difficult, says another insider.

A TV personality who’s difficult and really wants to be famous? Shocking!

Iconix Brand Group will continue to feature Vanessa Minnillo in ad campaigns for Bongo, their juniors clothing line.

A Company spokesperson affirmed that, "Vanessa genuinely regrets the most recent events but is thrilled to be working with Bongo for a second season. Likewise, Bongo has had a fantastic experience working with Vanessa and looks forward to continuing our relationship."

What a country!

Look good-and-sexy in a pair of faded denim short shorts and high heels while dating a celebrity and you, too, can retain your job despite fraternizing with a bodyguard-and-drug-abusing hellion.

Keep humming the Star-Spangled Banner.

Pictures taken right after Lindsay Lohan’s first trip to rehab just surfaced showing her and a friend pretending to cut each other in sadistic ways. Back in November Lindsay was photographed with cuts all over her arms. At first it was thought she was cutting herself, but now with the rumors of lesbian sex, her alcoholism, cocaine addiction, oxycontin addiction, and who knows what else, it looks like she may have been cutting others while they were cutting her. Maybe Lindsay and her friends have their own Fight Club, except it’s Knife Club.

Lindsay got visitors in rehab today. Neither Lindsay’s mom or dad visited her, but reports say Britney Spears might. They need to do a body cavity search on Britney before she sees Lindsay to make sure she isn’t trying to smuggle drugs in.

If you’re wondering who the other chick is, it’s none other than Vanessa Minnillo

Before the Derby

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo had a run-in on Friday night at a pre-Kentucky derby party with a guy who was not so representative of Southern hospitality.

According to Nick (via his reps), the couple were making their way through the party at Club Felt, led by Nick’s bodyguard, when some drunk guy yanked Nick’s arm causing Vanessa to fall down. Dude! Don’t push a lady down!

While Vanessa tried to calm her pissed off boy-toy, nearby police took control of the situation and cuffed the guy. They asked Nick if he wanted to press charges, but Lachey and Minnillo were content to just put the night behind them.

I guess Southern hospitality isn’t really the way it looks in the movies, where police handcuff the guy, then Nick punches him the stomach until he pukes.

At the Derby