Earlier this morning HG reported that Van Halen had cancelled the remainder of their tour, and hotel reservations through April 19. Live Nation, the company behind the tour, says that Eddie Van Halen is undergoing a battery of comprehensive medical tests to determine a defined diagnosis and recommended medical procedures. Live Nation says the dates are rescheduled starting April 24. Eddie looked drunk in the video we showed you earlier today, but there is concern over liver damage as well, which could produce similar symptoms.

Van Halen has canceled remaining tour dates through April 19th. According to sources, the reason for the cancellation is that Eddie is having "issues." When Van Halen played Fort Lauderdale on 2-20-2008, Eddie looked like he was drunk, and could hardly play his guitar. Eddie was in rehab just prior to the tour, and now he’ll probably be going back.

Laugh if you must. David Lee Roth was considered quite hot in the Eighties. His acrobatics, enviable flexibility, and sexual conquests are legendary.

Don’t believe us? Google him.

Even so, these tales of customized, streamlined groupie ordering take the cake. He was a pioneer. A man ahead of his time.

According to Page Six, Roth would reward security at his shows for delivering the girls he pointed out. He devised a tracking system involving labeled backstage passes so he could keep track of which staffer should get credit for a particular chick and reward the guy with $100.

Read more details of the hair-metal debauchery…