Tyra Banks Talks Vagina - Video

It’s V (vagina) Day. Tyra Banks revisits the vagina monologues, only Tyra’s show brings out the Vulva puppet for women who didn’t know they had a vagina. These ladies are professionals, because they about vaginas with straight face. Amazing. The audience got small mirrors that fit into their hand so they could go home and take a good hard look at their … vaginas. Women might be a little too preoccupied with their vaginas in this generation. You don’t see guys on TV with the penis puppet, so they can teach each other about penises. Breasts and balls seem like more appropriate topics since health issues like cancer can affect these areas. How about a butt hole episode? Do we need some instruction on how to take a crap? Tyra really wants to be the next Oprah, and although shows like this might get Tyra a bigger pay check, they won’t draw the crowds that Oprah’s tear jerking moments do. Click the link below to see the vagina talk video.

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Britney Spears is a Fat Pig

Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards in Las Vegas Britney Spears ran off stage yelling she looked like a fat pig, after seeing herself on overhead monitors during her performance. Here’s more:

“She was also able to see video of herself throughout the auditorium,” a backstage source tells Us Weekly. “She flipped out. She came running off the stage, yelling ‘Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!’ She was inconsolable.”

I’m not going to dispute the facts, or argue against Britney’s accurate declaration that she "looked like a fat pig." She’s right. I’ve never seen an anorexic pig, so "fat pig" sounds accurate. Drinking 3 or 4 Starbucks Vente frappuccinos with extra heavy whipped cream, plus super-sized pizzas with extra cheese and grease, Cheetos, and more, doesn’t make a young lady look like a sexy goddess. Over the last few years has she not stepped on a scale or even looked in the mirror? When her manager arranged for a trainer, and brought in a whale trainer from SeaWorld, didn’t Britney suspect someone was trying to tell her something? On the plus side, as long as Britney is a fat pig, it will be harder to see her vagina past her inner thigh fat.

Check out Britney’s uncensored MTV VMA performance after the jump…

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Britney Spears Crotch Shot Post 2007 MTV VMA

On her way back to the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas last night, Britney Spears once again gave the world a crotch shot as she was getting out of the car. Sarah Silverman gave a realistic impression of Britney’s vagina right after her performance. I almost couldn’t tell them apart. Click the image below to see the NSFW Britney crotch shot.

Maggie Gyllenhaal Breast Feeding in Public Again

Maggie Gyllenhaal was spotted breastfeeding her daughter in public in New York City. And I really don’t know what to say to these. It’s not like it’s Paris Hilton walking around with her vagina hanging out. It’s breastfeeding. Making fun of her would be like going to a nude beach and making fun of everybody for being naked. Which, you know, I usually only do on Thursdays. These are all probably NSFW depending on how your work feels about a baby sucking on an exposed breast for milk. Personally, mine doesn’t care. Although my boss also happens to be a puppy dachshund that runs around my living room trying to eat all my stereo equipment. Sorry pictures removed at request of owner.