The Duffster is looking good! Color us a little surprised. Even her veneers look normal.

Hilary Duff was chosen to grace the cover of US Weekly’s first swimsuit issue.

We’re not loving the bathing suit itself, but we think her body is slammin.

The teaser on the article? “I was obsessed over my weight”

Rosie O’Donnell unveiled a beautiful photo of Elisabeth Hasselbeck with devil horns drawn on her while on the Rosie Gay Cruise according to Us Weekly. She went on to say that Elisabeth’s “only f_ _ king credit was ‘Survivor!’ Come on!” She followed that lovely sentiment with, “I can’t fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life.”

Remember Rosie’s writer on The V‪iew initially drew the mustache on Elisabeth at The View studio? Now we know who told her to do that.

To Rosie’s credit, the only time she can win a battle of words and personal beliefs with Elisabeth appears to be when Elisabeth isn’t around to defend herself.

P.S. The pregnant people comment is so intolerant Rosie. What if someone said "I can’t fight with lesbians. Just go eat snatch and have a nice life". She’d be so ~offended~ ya’ll! She’s just jealous that her lifestyle doesn’t allow her to get pregnant unless it’s unnatural insemination.

I’m tired of Rosie’s heterosexual bashing. Every time Rosie opens her loud mouth she just proves over and over what an intolerant and disrespectful piece of crap she is. Anyone who loves Rosie also loves to suck on horse turds, and their breath proves it.

A fling that didn’t last the summer. Color us shocked.

US Weekly is reporting that the humdrum, dinner-eating couple that was Jennifer Aniston and hunky Paul Sculfor has ended.

“There was no drama,” an Aniston insider tells Us. “They had a couple of dinners and hung out; it was never more than that.”

Indeed, the end seemed near on June 17 on what may have been the duo’s last date.

A witness says that, at one point during their dinner at Santa Monica, California’s Shutters on the Beach, the pair seemed to have a tiff.

“Jen stared Paul straight in the eyes and crossed her arms against her chest.”

For his part, Sculfor may have withdrawn due to the media scrutiny surrounding the high-profile hookup.

Says a pal, “He probably went to London for a while to get away from it all.”

Or maybe Jennifer was just sick of eating at Shutters. It seems that’s the only place the two ever went.

A girl’s gotta eat and all that, but we like a little variety, some creativity, the exertion of a little effort….Paul.

Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan’s new rehab friend, the NYC check-pilferer Dori Cooperman, isn’t exactly being welcomed with open arms by the Firecrotch Faithful. They’re on to her plans and watching her maneuver to cement her relationship with her new BFF.

In all of the oceanfront photos and videos of Lohan’s party, one face keeps popping up: that of Cooperman, who extended her own rehab stay at Promises in a cheesy bid to befriend the center’s highest-profile resident, some of her New York pals say…

…Us Weekly will run the exclusive snaps in its next issue, Lohan’s rep confirmed. "Dori will be just thrilled to see her face in Us Weekly," sniped one partygoer. "Lindsay’s been warned about her. Right now, she’s being really nice and friendly to everybody, but everyone knows what Dori’s agenda is."

What exactly would the agenda be? Either Lohan is recovered or she isn’t.

So Cooperman either plans to scrap her own sobriety and ride the crazy coke-fueled train that is Lohan’s downward spiral to its inevitably tragic destination.

Or she’s already at work learning card games and scouting out the coolest Hollywood Bingo Parlors to frequent with her boring ginger-haired pal.

Dori, you little mailbox thief, has it really come to this?

We reported earlier that Bravo’s new show "Hey Paula" documents the stumbling, bumbling, slurring life of Paula Abdul. Apparently that’s not her only big news these days.

Us Weekly reports in its new issue that for the past few months the American Idol judge has been dating restauranteur (sic) JT Torregiani, who threw a 45th birthday party for his lady on June 19 at Ketchup, the West Hollywood eatery he co-owns (along with actress Tara Reid).

“You could tell she was so happy to be with him,” says a witness at the bash, which included Idol alums Jordin Sparks, Blake Lewis and Chris Richardson.

“They were cuddling all night.”

The star and the Dolce Group partner, 32, met through friends, and a source says they’re getting pretty serious.

“She introduces him to everyone as her boyfriend,” the insider tells Us. “It’s really cute how she’s so smitten.”

I don’t know about you, but I stopped reading at Tara Reid. Can you imagine those two running in the same circles? It’s gotta be a battle royale as everyone waits with baited breath to find out who will pass out first. On the bright side, they both speak drunken gibberish.

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