Britney Spears in Dire Need of Proper Undergarments to Cover Nipples

Dear Britney Spears,
Please put on a bra. There is nothing attractive about what you’re showin’ when you’re out, hanging free.
Perhaps it’s more comfortable, more country to let your puppies breathe, untethered.
We are here to tell you, in no uncertain terms, that it’s ugly. Your nipples are pointing at the ground, which should be reason enough to strap ‘em in.
Sincerely,
The Public
P.S. UGGs with skirts are sooo out, but we’re glad to see you wearing shoes.

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