Uma Thurman is engaged to her Swiss multimillionaire boyfriend, Arpad Busson, aka Arki. Thurman’s rep, Stephen Huvane, confirmed the engagement saying:

"I can confirm she is engaged."

Thurman received a ring with an 8-plus carat center stone surrounded by 20 smaller stones. A source said:

"It’s the most beautiful piece I’ve ever seen. Arki did a wonderful job."

This will be the third marriage for Thurman, who has a son and daughter with ex Ethan Hawke, whom she divorced in 2003. Her marriage to Gary Oldman ended in 1992. Busson has two sons with former supermodel Elle Macpherson, from whom he split in 2005.

She is marrying for money, and he’s marrying for celebrity status.

Jack Jordan (37) faces up to one year in jail after he was convicted today of stalking Uma Thurman. Jordan was convicted of fourth-degree stalking and second degree aggravated harassment. It took the jury one day of deliberations to render a verdict.

Jack’s attorney said that he "fell in love" with Uma while watching a scene in Kill Bill. He said, "He’s trying to get to the woman he loves, although it’s an obsession, in the hope that she will love him back. Jack Jordan is not charged with obsession. Obsession is not a crime."

Jack acted on his obsession which lead to stalking, and stalking is a crime.

When Thurman testified in court she said:

"I was completely freaked out. It was like a nightmare. It was scary."

One big freaky scary nightmare.

Ethan Hawke (37) and his former wife Uma Thurman have two children together, and now Ethan is having a baby with Uma and Ethan’s former nanny Ryan Shawhughes (28). Ethan and Uma’s kids must be really confused. They probably won’t know for sure if the new baby is a brother, sister, or cousin.

Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson practically made-out at last night’s Nobel Peace Prize ceremony in Oslo. Arpad is a big shot, but you know he’s loving this attention. Uma deserves an award for this one, she’s really pouring it on thick. Uma will be co-hosting the Nobel Peace Prize Concert with Kevin Spacey. Alicia Keys, Melissa Etheridge and Annie Lennox are expected to perform.

Uma split with actor Ethan Hawke in 2004 after six years of marriage. They have two children, Maya, 9, and Levon, 5. She was seen with hotelier Andre Balasz, but they reportedly broke up in March. Arpad split from supermodel Elle Macpherson in 2005. They have two children, Arpad Flynn, 9, and Aurelius, 4.

If these two get married it will be just like the Brady Bunch, except the dad on that show turned out to be gay.

Uma Thurman is in need of a one piece almost as bad as Courtney Love and Tara Reid. Her tummy may not be hideous yet, but why do so many say Thurman is even remotely attractive. C’mon, she stomps around with her size 14? feet, boobs hanging down to her belly button, hands like a basket ball player, and a voice deeper than my uncle Fritz. The crowd that gathered on the beach were whispering big-foot, until someone pointed out the plastic tray and camera. California doesn’t allow dogs on the beach, and that should really be the law everywhere, unless the dog is wearing a one piece bathing suit.

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