Clay Aiken has been invited to be a guest judge on the Tyra Banks show America’s Next Top Model.

What could Clay say that would be interesting?

Ashton Kutcher was on Tyra Banks show Monday talking about his much older wife Demi Moore. Ashton said:

"I think the most beautiful quality that she has is just her capacity to give to others. She’s always thinking about somebody else….The first moment I recognized her beauty was just listening to her talk to her daughters, my stepdaughters over the phone. The compassion she shares. To me was breathtaking. It was the first time I realized how special she was in that moment…"

Nauseating. Demi must really need someone to worship her, which is why Bruce Willis, movie star that he is, just wasn’t working out.

Tyra Banks stalker, a Georgia native named Brady Green, tried to get into The Tyra Banks Show with a duffel bag full of magazines featuring Tyra and demanded to see her. The New York Post reports:

Cops were called to the scene, where Banks said she feared for her safety. Green was cleared from the premises. But at 7:22 p.m., Green was back – sitting across the street in a window seat at a McDonald’s, drinking coffee and flipping through one of his magazines, said witness Jesus Nuñez.

Nuñez described the 6-foot-2 Green as "huge, strong with a lot of muscles."

When Brady Green went before a judge he was allowed to go free:

The next morning, Green appeared in Manhattan Criminal Court and pleaded not guilty to the charges. No bail was requested, despite Green not having provided a New York address. Judge Anthony Ferrara released him on his own recognizance – but issued an order of protection for Banks.

A source that works on Tyra’s show told Fox News, "There’s no security at this building. It’s very scary."

Why is it so scary? Is the audience full of crazy wackos? I guess I just answered my own question.

Tyra Banks says she understands what it’s like to be homeless, because she was homeless for one day for her talk show. Some things are too serious to make fun of, and this is one of them. If Tyra knew what it was like to be homeless she would never had done this photo shoot.

Tyra Banks just threw a $6,000 worth of presents baby shower for Jessica Alba, and Jessica barely cracked a smile. However, Jessica did reveal her breast cup size went from a 32B to a 34D, so now there’s two more reasons not to look at Jessica’s frown.

Tyra has a million more reasons to keep smiling. She just inked another TV deal. Here’s more:

Tyra Banks has signed a deal with the CW to create a new reality show that’s being described as The Devil Wears Prada meets The Apprentice. “It is a competition show about aspiring assistants looking to become assistant editors at a fashion magazine,” producer Ken Mok said. The show, which is still looking for a high-fashion magazine to host the series, is aiming to hit the airwaves this spring and will most likely act as a companion piece to cycle 11 of America’s Next Top Model.

Each episode will see the Andy Sachs-wannabes creating a page for “The Book” (a mock-up of the magazine’s next issue) with the losing team kicking off a member. The eventual winner will land an as-yet-unnamed job in the fashion industry. Also yet to be seen is how closely the show will adhere to the movie’s plot, but fingers crossed for a makeover challenge, lots of size 6 jokes and trip to Paris Fashion Week, where inevitably the girls will throw their Sidekicks into the nearest fountain just to really drive the point home.

Tyra is like Oprah 2.0, only fewer tears.