Next month Taylor Swift will host Saturday Night Live on November 7, and she will also perform. Although there will be at least one skit that includes Kanye West, we’re not sure he’ll make an appearance as he did at the VMAs. In fact, we hope Kanye is told to stay away.

On October 27 Swift will perform on Dancing With the Stars.

David Letterman has spiced up his show to keep people’s minds off the fact that he cheated on the mother of his child for many years with staff working on the show. The other night Dave pressed a red button on his desk and Tom Hanks ran and jumped into a guest chair, and said:

"I heard the signal, I came a-running. I was at a really important fund raiser in Cleveland, please don’t press it again unless it’s a real emergency."

Dave pressed the button several times, but we’ll have to excuse Dave since he’s already proved he doesn’t have much impulse control.

Jon Stewart on Monday pointed out how CNN spent a lot of time trying to fact check a Saturday Night Live skit that said President Obama hasn’t done anything since taking office. Stewart said:

"While you were doing your research did you also find that sharks live in water and don’t deliver candy grams… and that the majority of boxes do not have d*cks in them?"

Stewart also showed several instances of CNN guests saying spurious things, and introducing made-up statistics without being asked where their numbers came from or countered with facts.

To wrap up Stewart brought in Aasif Mandvi and John Oliver to finish burning CNN at the stake. Mandvi said:

"They’re the most professional network in the business, three times more professional. Most people agree they have 20 to 35 to 70% more facts."

Oliver countered by saying:

"They are goat f**kers."

It’s hard to argue with not made-up facts. On the bright side CNN has a great iPhone App that delivers all their B.S. straight to your phone 24 hours a day.

Conan O’Brien interviewed Ajay Bhatt, the co-creator of the USB Port (universal serial bus) who works for Intel, and pointed out that Ajay was played by an actor in the Intel rock star commercial that ran on television.

As is the late night tradition, Ajay appeared in his own comedy parody of the Intel ad, which I thought was better.

On a side note, we like Ajay’s approach that easier is better when it comes to computing.

Now if computer manufacturers would only put quad eSATA ports next to the quad USB ports we’d be in heaven.

Paris Hilton did some acting in Supernatural on the CW, where she played a demon god, then got her head cut off in the end.

We love happy endings.