David Wells, a TNT baseball analyst, squeezed out a silent-but-deadly fart during a live broadcast, and his fellow panel member had to allude to the smell, so Wells admitted:

"I just farted… What’s new… I’m sorry didn’t mean to stink you out there."

This is what happens when a bunch of men get together and start having fun. Admit it ladies, you’ve done it too.

Whitney Houston gave another lackluster performance this time on X Factor Saturday night, but the performance had its problems. At the 2:17 mark Whitney’s strap breaks on the back of her dress. At the 2:30 mark Whitney noticed the wardrobe malfunction, and just kept on performing like a pro.

After her performance Whitney told host Dermot O’Leary:

"I sang myself out of my clothes."

Almost. I’m happy we didn’t have to see that happen.

Whitney still looks like a disheveled dazed former drug addict, pulled from the street, given a hot meal, a bath, new clothes, a haircut, and a microphone. The old superstar is gone, and all we have left is the afterbirth.

Conan O’Brien last night made fun of Falcon Heene, Balloon Boy, saying he was inside his father’s amateur made cruise missel he launched accidentally. The boy also got the parody treatment in the video below. My favorite is the Venn diagram of Things that should be kept out of reach of children (below), such as firearms and homemade flying saucers.

The sad part in all of this is that there was a priest in South America who floated away on hundreds of helium filled balloons to raise money, except he was found dead days later after they lost track of him. And what about all those kids each year that float away, for real, on balloons every year? Balloon Boy has made this serious topic an inappropriate joke. The media should not be used for such stunts, instead they should be focusing on how much President Obama has not accomplished since he took office. To my surprise the always professional journalists at CNN even stopped covering President Obama to cover Balloon Boy. Will the madness never end?

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was read a quote on Jeopardy, which he thought was about him, but Alex Trebek pointed out Kareem was the one who made the statement that was just read to him.

Who’s the old man now?

Tyra Banks aired the first ever enema on her show today.

Tyra is going to cover every topic top to bottom.

How did Tyra get someone to volunteer to be the test subject without wearing a mask, or someone concealing their identity? Perhaps they have a public enema fetish.

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