Robert Pattinson tells David Letterman talks about how his fans ask him to bite them, as in they say "bite me," literally.

Once again Dave asked the same question that Ryan Seacrest couldn’t ask, which is if Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. Pattinson won’t answer for reasons I already explained.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag viscously attacked Al Roker after he gave them some honest criticism. The couple appeared on The Insider last evening, and got a couple of ears full of angry responses from the panel, as Spencer even attacked them.

At the end of it Montag tried to turn the interview positive, and Spencer tweeted an apology to Roker for all the mean tweets he had posted up until now. Pratt is lucky he married a woman who wants to make him into a better person.

Okay, so now that Pratt has capitalized on being a villain, he can capitalize on doing some personality rehab to make himself into a more positive person just in time for the Holidays.

Oprah Winfrey has finally met her match, the economic recession. CBS says they won’t renew Oprah’s contract in 2011 unless he takes a big pay cut. Variety described the situation:

“Stations have made it clear to Winfrey’s production company Harpo that if she does come back, they’ll significantly reduce the license fees they pay. Station revenues are down 40 percent to 50 percent, but they’re paying license fees projected on revenue remaining the same. Plus, her ratings are going down. She’s still the queen, but that’s an enormous problem.”

CBS itself has problems of their own aside from Winfrey. Maybe FOX will pay Oprah’s hefty pay check.

Lady Gaga made an appearance on Gossip Girl. Gaga didn’t act, she performed onstage. Can she act? We’d like to find out.

Kathie Lee Gifford, who is on the 4th hour of the Today Show, was poked fun at by Saturday Night Live, who had the real Black Eyed Peas do some professional wrestling moves on her, solely because Kathie is so annoying.

Is Kathie really that annoying? Maybe.