Paris Hilton and Travis Barker are Going to Have a Baby

Travis Barker and Paris Hilton are hooking up again, and Shanna Moakler is not happy about it. Travis and Paris were all over each other at Jet night club, and the next night they were said to have spent the night together … alone. Sources say Paris is talking about having a baby with Travis. The source says Paris really likes how responsible and serious Travis can be, and thinks he’s a great father already. Travis is said to see Paris like a blonde Angelina Jolie. The source goes on to say Travis believes dating Paris "is like having a tiger by the tail," but he believes once Paris is pregnant he can tame her like Angelina, or Paris’ close friend Nicole Richie.

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Finalize Divorce

It’s been a long time coming, but Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler are finally single. The on and off again former couple have a boy and girl, Landon Asher and Alabama Luella. Travis said:

"No, I’m no longer with her. We were actually divorced a few days ago. I have a beautiful daughter at home, a beautiful son at home. That’s where my head is at right now. I don’t have time for anything else."

Travis finally got what he wanted.

Travis Barker is Not Dead

The rumors that Travis Barker has died are completely false. Shanna Moakler posted a bulletin on her MySpace, saying:

"I’m not quite sure who would start such a sick rumor, even if it was done as a joke. I am happily laying next to my husband who is alive and well and it brings me great pleasure to stop a rumor as horrific as that. It is indeed FALSE.

health, wealth and happiness
shanna xoxoxooxoxoxo"

Tommy Lee Strikes Back at Kid Rock a Day Late

Tommy Lee, who was on the receiving end of all the smacks and slaps during the 15-second "fight" started by Kid Rock at the Video Music Awards, is getting his licks in all modern-style like, by posting his story on his Web site.

Here, in all of its misspelled-and-dot-dot-dot-dot-ridden glory, is the Tommy Lee smack down. With words, people. With words.

Take THAT Kid "Pebble."

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….("I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect")……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude…What up"?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly a** mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my a** outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullsh*#%!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bull*#% caused by a piece of *#% called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!

How could Pamela Anderson ever leave this mental giant? All other men must just pale in comparison.

And, yeah, we edited the bad words as if the Internet is a comic strip, but we just wanted to make sure we didn’t offend your delicate sensibilities with Tommy’s raw rock-and-roll communication.

Tommy Lee. He’s raw!

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Back Together

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler might be saying they aren’t back together, but their actions say otherwise. These two should bring a tent to the beach, since they don’t have the patience to wait until they get a room.

Travis threw a birthday party for Shanna. This is really cool. It’s much better to see a husband and wife working it out for themselves, and for the kids, than to have a nasty split.