Diddy will Shiddy Down Your Throat

Sean Combs, aka Diddy, can’t be bothered with questions that might provide staff with information they need, to provide him with a table and enough chairs to seat his entourage (gang of thugs). Page Six says:

A witness outside downtown hot spot GoldBar the other night said, "He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a ’f**king b!tch’ and opened the velvet rope and let himself through."

You’d think she asked him something that touched a nerve like, "How much child support are you paying now?" It’s a lot. Anytime people ask Diddy questions concerning math, or numbers, or even letters, he gets very upset and blurts out profanity like b!tch, other times he blurts out expletives like $#%!@#. It’s like a form of Tourette syndrome for math retards, and people with really big egos, but pea sized brains.