Tori Spelling went on a family vacation in Maui and she wore a bikini. Unfortunately something very gross could be seen through the bikini top.

Tori Spelling appeared on the Rachael Ray show where she taught Rachel how to do the potty training dance.

It’s nice to see Tori is immersing herself in motherhood.

Tori Spelling wasted no time selling her story and pictures of daughter Stella Doreen to OK! magazine. Tori said:

"She’s a miracle. I was on one pill and wasn’t feeling well, so I went off of it. Two days later, the doctor put me on another, and on that one day, we conceived. It was meant to be!"

That’s probably what Jamie Lynn Spears said, except Jamie also said she didn’t have sex. Jamie’s said it was a MIRACLE!

Tori continued:

"My first thought was, ’My god, she’s so beautiful.’ My second thought was, ’Oh my god, she has black hair! Where did that come from?’ Liam has blonde hair and is very fair. She was born with black hair, very tan."

What would daddy Dean McDermott have said if the baby had black hair and black skin? How about, it’s a MIRACLE!

Tori Spelling scheduled a C-Section for yesterday, and gave birth to Stella Doreen McDermott at 3:13 p.m. PST. Stella weighed 6 lbs 8 oz. I scheduled writing about the birth for today.

After the baby was born a witness heard Tori say "Where are all the paparazzi? Aren’t they going to take pictures of me and my baby?" Then she remembered she’s Tori Spelling, and no one cares if she had another baby. At least I’m nice enough to tell the world. I wonder if grandma Candy Spelling even bothered to show up. Probably not.

Tori Spelling told Reuters:

"I’m a huge fan of gays. They love me. I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they’ve labeled me as."

She wishes. If drags queens aren’t dressing like you, then honey, you are NOT a gay icon.