First the good news. Jessica Simpson’s movie Blonde Ambition opened on 8 screens in Texas this weekend before hitting DVD shelves next month. On Friday 48 people paid to see this crap bringing in a total of $384. If each ticket costs $8, that means 6 people went to see this movie at each screen. Predictions are the movie will bring in $1,190 for the entire weekend. This is good news, because Jessica just had the biggest box office bomb in history, which means we may never have to see her in another movie again ever. Sweet.

After Tony Romo lost a football game last week because he was distracted by the presence of Jessica Simpson in the stands, fans and teammates open criticized Jessica attending Dallas Cowboy games in the future. A web site even encouraged fans of the opposing team to wear Jessica masks to distract Romo again. The efforts didn’t work however, since the Cowboys beat the Panthers 20 to 13. Everyone is glad Romo wasn’t distracted by Jessica this time around, but the fact he was in the first place says a little something about her skills in bed. Maybe she has a futre as a porn star.

After Jessica Simpson caused Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback Tony Romo to lose his head which caused his team to lose a football game, the team decided they didn’t want Jessica at any more games. Cowboy’s teammate Terrell Owens said:

"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium."

Owens’ remarks follow the Cowboys loss on Sunday night, which many have blamed on Jessica, saying that she is distracting Romo from keeping his head in the game. Sunday’s game was statistically Romo’s worst since last December, when Romo’s ex Carrie Underwood was in attendance. Romo has his mind on the kitty and not on the pig skin. Owens added:

“With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away.”

Yes, Jessica has taken away Romo’s focus, dignity, and she’s already ruining his professional reputation. Dump her. She’s trouble.

Jessica Simpson went to a Dallas Cowboys versus the Philadelphia Eagles game over the weekend. She supported her quarterback boyfriend Tony Romo by wearing his number 9 jersey. Just by being at the game Jessica jinxed it. Tony threw three interceptions, and no touchdown passes during the game. Jessica is bad luck.

Thanks to papa Joe Simpson, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are now banging with daddy’s approval. A source said:

"Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboy fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her – he even said on his Web site like a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, ’I know she’s not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?’ Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit it off. They’ve been dating for a couple of weeks now, and Jessica is so happy. She’s been texting everyone about how great he is."

Romo even joined the Simpsons in Waco, Texas, for Thanksgiving. A rep for Simpson declined to comment on her personal life but said, "She is happily recording her country album." Romo has been linked to Carrie Underwood, Sophia Bush and an unidentified Dallas brunette.

Joe also said John Mayer "has always had a crush on her." Scripted.