Tony Romo sang Take Me Out to the Ball Game at Wrigley Field for Sunday’s Cubs game. As horrible as Tony sounded, he still sings better than Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson gave Tony Romo something special at his birthday party on Saturday night in Dallas. No that something special wasn’t licking cake icing off Tony’s face and fingers, it was Jessica singing Happy Birthday, and blowing it, as only Jessica could do on such a special day. Tony knows Jessica sucks, and that’s what he likes best about her.

The Dallas crowd was not too thrilled to have Jessica there.

On Sunday, Tony played 18 holes of golf at Bent Tree Country Club. Simpson rode along in the golf cart. Number 9 probably brought her along to get some relief between holes. They’re like two horny teenagers in lust.

Tony Romo lost a football game last season because he was distracted by Jessica Simpson, but that hasn’t impressed Joe Simpson, who doesn’t seem to like Tony at all. Joe came between Nick Lachey and Jessica, and now it looks like he’s going to come between any man who tries to marry his daughters. Daddy wants to be the only man in his daughters’ lives.

John Mayer defended Jessica Simpson against the accusation that she messed up Tony Romo, and caused the Dallas Cowboys to lose a game that ended their playoff bid. John wrote:

I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. I don’t really follow sports, but I have played some of my biggest and best concerts in your state, and having witnessed how dynamic the spirit there is, I’m betting emotions are running high right about now.

All witty barbs, blogs, and fashion policing aside, that girl loves Texas more than you know. It’s one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don’t try and take that away from her. (You probably wouldn’t be able to, but it’s less work for all involved.)

I just thought it would mean something coming from the guy who has the absolute least to gain from this. And if I’m out of line in having written it, too bad. I can spare a Wednesday’s worth of bad press if it means sticking up for a good soul.

Blah blah blah. All this really means, is that John hopes to get a piece of that blonde bimbo again once her and Tony breakup.

Terrell Owens was interviewed after the Dallas Cowboys lost to the New York Giants, and are now out of the playoffs. Terrell broke down, and started crying. Is it really the teams’ fault?

It’s no secret the team quarterback, Tony Romo, is so horny for Jessica Simpson he was distracted and lost one game for her. Terrell even mentioned Tony’s trip to Cabo with the Simpson clan. Tony played fine before he met Jessica. Tony better get his head out from between Jessica’s breast, and back into the game of football, or his career will be over. This isn’t the first time Tony lost his head over a girl.