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Jessica Simpson Burger King Cowboys Commercial

Jessica Simpson was upset by a Burger King ad that aired on FOX NFL Sunday on October 11, which show Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys teammates making fun of a fat Jessica Simpson. Marion Barber said in the commercial:

“Man, I still can’t believe Tony dated Jessica Simpson, even after she blew up bigger than (teammate) Flozell Adams!”

Jason Witten then said:

“Unlike Tony, at least Jessica comes up big when it counts!”

Coach Wade Phillips then said:

“Say Tony, is Jessica around? We could use a defensive tackle!”

FOX released this statement:

"Burger King Corp. [the sponsors] did not have any editorial input in the creation of the animation that ran last Sunday, and no one from Burger King Corp. approved it before it aired. Upon reflection, our poor attempt at humor was insensitive and we deeply apologize to anyone who might have been offended."

We all know who got offended. Before Jessica got all fat they used to do skits on how dumb she is, allegedly is. Take a look at the Mad TV skit below. The Burger King ad seems pretty weak compared to the thrashing Jessica got from Mad TV.

Right now Jessica is taking a break from performing at a county fair, so she can eating her emotions in the form of a prize winning apple pie smothered with heavy whipping cream. When is Jessica going to come out with her weight loss book, and weight loss video?



Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Brokeup Over John Mayer

Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson on July 9 just before her 29th birthday. Jessica did not appear to know a breakup was coming however. On July 2 Jessica wrote a note to her friend Emmy Rossum on Twitter:

"Can’t wait to see your costume on the 10th! Birthday evite coming soon. You are always the best dressed!!!"

Prior to the breakup Jessica and Tony had seen each other last on July 1 when she sang the National Anthem at the National Golf Tournament in Bethesda, Maryland, and Romo played a practice round with Tiger Woods.

After the breakup Tony partied with friends, and Jessica celebrated her birthday quietly with family, and close friends.

On Sunday Jessica wrote on Twitter:

"Everyone needs to know that hope floats … grab the strings and pull it back to you. Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please lord give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace."

But why did Tony breakup with Jessica if she was so "in love" with Tony. Well …

Another report says Tony looked at Jessica’s phone when he reunited with Jessica on Thursday in Los Angeles, but she got defensive, so Tony looked further. A source said:

“They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it. Tony found messages from John and went ballistic.”

When Tony saw the messages were from John Mayer the source says:

“Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”

That is the smartest decision Tony will ever make in his life. Now if he could just stop dating bimbos.

Tony made the video above before the breakup with Jessica.

Fat Jessica Simpson Breaks Up with Tony Romo

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The New York Post ran a cartoon with a very hefty Jessica Simpson breaking up with Tony Romo, because she met someone else, and that someone is Ronald McDonald.

Ashlee Simpson today came out defending Jessica’s weight gain as nothing abnormal. If she really wants to be a good sister, Ashlee should help Jessica lose the weight before it becomes really unhealthy.

Tony Romo Cheated on Jessica Simpson in Her Bed

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Star magazine is reporting that Tony Romo cheated on Jessica Simpson during a party at her house, while Jessica was away:

…that just hours after Jess flew out of Burbank airport on Jan. 16, her boyfriend decided to host a party – at her house! And if that wasn’t bad enough, the hunky quarterback hooked up with a beautiful brunette.

The very night Jessica left town, Tony hit an invitation-only opening of Los Angeles hot-spot My House with a posse that included Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti and Entourage star Kevin Connolly. To keep the fun going, he invited a group of revelers "back to my place," the onlooker tells Star. But when people arrived at the two-story country cottage-style home off Coldwater Canyon in Beverly Hills, it soon became obvious that "his place" belonged to his unsuspecting – and absent – girlfriend, Jessica.

Amid Jessica’s gold albums, the party raged on downstairs. But on the second floor, Tony was enjoying his own private party – with a long haired, olive-skinned cutie.

"Everyone was talking about it downstairs," dishes the source. "The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica – especially in her place! I just can’t believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend’s house."

We wouldn’t be surprised if this was true. Have you seen Jessica lately? She got really fat. The part that doesn’t sound right however, is the girl in the article is a brunette, and Tony likes blondes.


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