Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon Get a Reality Show

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon got married only two months ago in Las Vegas, and now they have put their marriage on the market. The couple have signed on to do a reality TV show on E!. A source said:

"Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV’s Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life."

Pam described her marriage to Salomon like this:

"We’re in every night. Having sex."

Pam (40) has two sons (Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9) from her marriage with Tommy Lee. Salomon produced and starred in a 2003 sex tape with ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton. Salomon two daughters from a previous marriage. The couple married on Oct. 6 after dating for just over a month.

The new Pam and Rick reality show will debut in 2008. A source said:

“These two don’t have any boundaries, which is perfect for reality stars.”

That’s so true, they have no moral boundaries. What a great example to set for kids. Their marriage was a business venture. If the show is anything like Nick and Jessica’s, the show will end with these two getting divorced. Too predictable. I’m bored already.

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock Offered Ring and $1 Million Prize to Fight

This opportunity raises burning questions. Will it be pay-per-view?

Will Pamela Anderson referee?

Will she be naked? Or just mostly naked?

According to Page Six:

VEGAS lounge impresario Jeff Beacher wants to settle the score between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock once and for all - with a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match between Pamela Anderson’s exes.

"We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson," said Beacher. "What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring!"

We’ve seen the video.

We’ve suffered through the diatribe.

We’re tired of these losers.

The real question is: How should we place our bets if we’re hoping they both end up beaten to a pulp?

Tommy Lee Kissed Criss Angel at MTV VMA

When Tommy Lee was in Las Vegas at the MTV Video Music Awards he spent a lot of time with his hands all over Pamela Anderson, and other guys. Here he is kissing yet another guy, this time the unfortunate victim was Criss Angel, who is obviously not receptive to being date raped by Tommy. Bars usually throw sloppy drunks out before they start groping other guys. Tommy thinks he’s a magician because he can tell guys how much change they have in their pockets, but only after he’s had his hands in their pants. It’s no wonder Kid Rock kicked his butt at the VMAs.

Tommy Lee Strikes Back at Kid Rock a Day Late

Tommy Lee, who was on the receiving end of all the smacks and slaps during the 15-second "fight" started by Kid Rock at the Video Music Awards, is getting his licks in all modern-style like, by posting his story on his Web site.

Here, in all of its misspelled-and-dot-dot-dot-dot-ridden glory, is the Tommy Lee smack down. With words, people. With words.

Take THAT Kid "Pebble."

Yeah!! …..here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends……Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore….and also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P! Not a minute later and Alicia Keys starts her amazing performance….("I apologize sweetie…..I had nothing to do with the timing and disrespect")……back to the stupid-ness!!….so….. I get a tap on the shoulder from Kid Pebble…I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say "Hey dude…What up"?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a bitch slap!…….Wuss!! Anyway….i go to knock this jealous country bumpkin the f$%k OUT….and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly a** mug ….security guards… grab me and haul my a** outta the award show! So I’m fine and of course leave to my room with police and owner of the Palm’s George Maloof……the rest is paper work and bullsh*#%!… Anyway…… I would like to apologize to Alicia and George and MTV for the disrespectful bull*#% caused by a piece of *#% called Kid Pebble!!

Much Love always!!…..Tommy!!

How could Pamela Anderson ever leave this mental giant? All other men must just pale in comparison.

And, yeah, we edited the bad words as if the Internet is a comic strip, but we just wanted to make sure we didn’t offend your delicate sensibilities with Tommy’s raw rock-and-roll communication.

Tommy Lee. He’s raw!

Pamela Anderson Looked Extra Plastic-y at 2007 MTV VMA

Maybe it was the stress of her two class-act ex-husbands throwing down in front of the cameras.

Perhaps it’s just the unforgiving glare of the flash on some errant fan’s digital camera.

Who knows … but in this pic of Pamela Anderson with Kanye West last night, she quite strongly resembles a slutty Barbie doll.

We know. We know. But, this time she resembles a slutty Barbie doll, or blow-up doll, or tranny, even more than usual.

The thin, arched, painted-on eyebrows.

The waxy complexion.

The plastic hair.

Now all we need is one of our brothers to swoop in, tear off her head and hang the body from the chain-link fence out back and it will be just like our childhoods.

Good times.