Tom Cruise Tropic Thunder Cameo Video

Tom Cruise appeared in Tropic Thunder as a bald and slightly overweight guy. Tom was supposed to be funny in this comedy, but all I saw was Tom being intense, because Tom only has two modes: intense and really intense. He’s not funny. Maybe the rest of the movie is funny, but just not this scene.

Matthew McConaughey is in the scene with Tom, so there’s some hotness relief.

The first clip above was removed, but here’s another below, so watch it while it lasts.

Connor Cruise Gets Flying Lessons

Connor Cruise (13), the adopted son of Tom Cruise, took flying lessons on Saturday in Burbank, California. During the lessons Connor took off and landed a Cessna 172 Skyhawk three times.

Imagine a 13 year-old flying a plane before he is even legal to drive a car. It’s pretty amazing, and it shows Tom encourages all his children to do their very best at everything.

Tom Cruise Bombproofs His Cars

Tom Cruise is driven around in vehicles that are bomb proof armored vehicles, disguised to look like regular vehicles, according to In Touch:

“It sounds like he’s taken a page out of one of his action movies. A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armored trucks. He really, really loves his cars and he can afford the best.”

All of Tom’s chauffeurs are professionally trained defensive drivers, says the insider, so they can get him out of traffic problems and protect him from possible trouble. Still, he often prefers to drive his wife, Katie, and his three children himself.

“Tom is a car nut,” the insider adds. “He has practical everyday cars, classic collectibles and high-powered sports cars like the Porsche 911 Turbo. Of course he loves every minute behind the wheel, but he’s not stupid and he’s not going to take any chances while he’s driving.”

Tom’s SuVs might be armored, but his Porshe 911 isn’t, and neither is his motorcycle.

Tom is holding his butt in this picture because __________.

Suri Lost Her Bottle

It looks like parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are finally weaning Suri Cruise off her bottle. Love the green shoes. She’s already making fashion statements. Maybe next year she’ll come out with her own fashion line.

Tom Cruise Featured on Headcase

Tom Cruise will appear on the UK comedy show Headcase in the U.K. Well, not the real Tom, an animated Tom. David and victoria Beckham, and Katie Holmes will also be part of the show.

In this episode Scientologist Tom reveals his evil plan to make the perfect human by using Holly Willoughby’s chest, Stephen Hawking’s brain, and David Beckham’s right leg. Post must be so jealous Tom didn’t want to use her chest.

The show will air at 10:00 pm on ITV1. Included below is a YouTube video of The Geriatric Actions Heroes from Headcase, in case you’ve never seen the show.