Leonardo DiCaprio has been replaced by Kelly Slater, who is now dating Bar Rafaeli. Tom Brady is dating Leonardo’s other ex Gisele Bundchen. Slater got into a scuffle with photographers on Saturday while in Israel with Rafaeli, and was detained by police. Earlier in the year the same thing happened when Leonardo visited Rafaeli in Israel, only it was Leonardo’s body guards, and not Leonardo. Rafaeli had vowed not to bring any else who was famous with her to Isarael because of the trouble with photographers. Slater really isn’t famous despite boning Pamela Anderson and Cameron Diaz, so he probably had to fight photogs just to get his name in the paper. So sad.

Bridget Moynahan took her five week-old son John Edward Thomas Moynahan (aka JET) to lunch at the exclusive club in Bel Air Bay Club. Bridget is an actress and hasn’t really done much, but she was in iRobot. I think she was a vacuum cleaner due to her incredible ability to suck. Just ask her baby’s daddy Tom Brady who pays big bucks in child support.

Fun fact: Bridget Moynahan is a third cousin to Rosie O’Donnell, which explains her craving for tuna fish sandwiches.

People Magazine has reported via her publicist that Bridget Moynahan is "thankful for a healthy baby and is excited about being a mother." She’s so thankful, she decided to forego making the wee one part of the Brady Bunch and, instead, chose to endow him with her own surname. The boy’s full name is John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Oh Shiznap! You just know Tom Brady is not happy about that.

I bet he went home and cried in Gisele Bundchen’s lap for…oh…about a minute. Then he realized that he’s a ridiculously rich, handsome NFL quarterback who is dating a smokin’ hot supermodel. Then he cracked a beer and turned on Sports Center.

24/Sizzler is reporting that Gisele Bundchen has spent a bundle on Bridget Moynahan’s bundle-to-be in order to smooth over any ruffled feathers caused by her dating the baby’s daddy, Tom Brady.

Gisele Bundchen’s football star boyfriend Tom Brady may be the father of Bridget Moynahan’s soon-to-be-born baby — Bridget announced the pregnancy shortly after she split from Tom, who then hooked up with Gisele — but the reported tension between the two appears to be nonsense. (Or Gisele is trying to patch things up.)

24Sizzler.com hears that Gisele and a female friend visited Petit Tresor in Brentwood last Thursday, and spent more than $1,000 on gifts for Bridget’s baby. Among the gifts: an Alvin & Sparky cashmere puppy; six blankets, a cashmere sweater-and-pant set, a bunch of bibs and burp cloths, as well as the ever-appropriate “Supermodel” onesie, which will ensure Gisele’s presence is known.

Beeyatch is cold! Why didn’t she just enclose the Supermodel onesie in a box with a sex tape she and Tom made and an autographed photo of her in some Victoria’s Secret undies!

Gisele Bundchen might sing another tune on her birthday today since the relationship with her football player boyfriend, Tom Brady has hit its all time low.

According to the New York Post, Bunchen reportedly is upset over the quarterback’s ex-lover Bridget Moynahan giving birth to Brady’s child on the same day as the Brazilian supermodel 27th birthday. The tension over the matter raised high to the point where the couple argued in the public recently.

Despite this ironic situation, Bundchen say that she has no problem with her man fathering Moynahan’s child and will be delighted to be a stepmom to Brady’s unborn baby.

She said, “If you love someone, you love everything that comes with him. I find it easy to understand,” she said.

So Giselle, you were basically fussing about nothing?