Lindsay Lohan may get 6 months in jail, which means roads would be a little safer in Los Angeles until Lohan gets out of jail. Here’s what the AP says:

If Lohan is charged with a crime, she could ask a judge to order her to remain in rehabilitation while she awaits trial, Sands said.

…if she is convicted, the rehab time would count against whatever jail sentence is issued, Sands said.
Lohan has never been convicted of a drug or alcohol crime and judges routinely place first-time DUI offenders on probation rather than behind bars. However, Lohan’s case could be complicated because she also was arrested for investigation of felony DUI in Beverly Hills on Memorial Day after her Mercedes-Benz crashed into a curb. If she is convicted of two felonies in the two cases, she might be eligible for 18 months or more in state prison but such a sentence is unlikely.

Lohan probably will have to do some time in county jail simply because prosecutors and judges saw the backlash when Paris Hilton was briefly allowed to serve her DUI sentence at home instead of jail. That scrutiny means that Lohan, if convicted, probably will get some jail time regardless of whether it is warranted in her case.

“I would say this woman’s going to be doing at least 30 days” and perhaps as long as 180 days if she is convicted of two DUIs along with drug possession, Taylor said.

The 911 tapes were released of Lohan’s former assistant’s mom saying she is being chased. The mom just keeps saying OMG, OMG, OMG. She honestly sounds like she’s scared, and no doubt Lindsay was laughing like a hyena the whole time. Click here to listen to the tape. In Lohan’s defense, she thought she was driving a bumper car. What do you want from her? I mean her brain is the size of a pea, so breathing is a tough decision for her.

TMZ just posted this photo and, unfortunately, the cuts and bruises were not the result of a long overdue catfight between Rosie and Elizabeth Hassel-butt.

Not to worry, Ro-maniacs: O’Donnell is just fine. Vlogging from her trailer on the set of the FX’s "Nip/Tuck," she gave a preview of what her character, Dawn Budge, will look like. Rosie even gets into character, lamenting, "I can’t believe what happened to my face!"

Really? ‘Cuz this is actually an improvement. The rest of the cast and crew are probably in negotiations to have her jaw wired shut.

Despite reports that the police were called by a person allegedly being chased by drug-crazed, intoxicated, SUV-driving Lindsay Lohan the other night, tipsters are indicating that Lohan was the chasee, not the chaser.

Sources connected to Lindsay tell TMZ both Lindsay, who was driving a Denali, and the Escalade in front of her, driven by the mother of Lindsay’s former assistant, were both being chased in a "unsafe and threatening" manner.

We’re told there may have been more than one vehicle chasing the duo, though we do not know the identities of those drivers. We could not confirm if paparazzi were chasing the cars. One thing we do know: there are no known photos of the incidents.

Speculation that the paparazzi were involved is building, but that seems like another convenient excuse. Next we’ll hear that before they chased Lindsay, the paparazzi forced her to shotgun a six-pack and slipped a bag of coke into her front pocket.

Oh…and handcuffed her to the steering wheel and told her that if her speed dipped below 50, a bomb they planted would go off.

Damn photographers.

Uh-oh, Lilo! We knew that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM ankle bracelet was a sham!

The arrest happened early this morning and TMZ has been reporting the rapidly changing details. A rundown of the details…in the order it broke, so you can enjoy the ludicrous nature of the Firecrotch downward spiral. We only wish they had pics and video!

According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept., 21-year-old Lohan was nailed around 2:15 AM near Pico Boulevard and Main Street early Tuesday morning.

Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Sources say her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit.

Cops tell TMZ cocaine was found in her pants pocket [during a search at the station].

If convicted, she would almost certainly do time, especially with another possible DUI looming.

Law enforcement now says Lohan was stopped after cops got a call of a vehicle being chased by another vehicle. The chasing vehicle was being driven by Lohan.

Lohan was driving a white Denali. She was chasing a Cadillac Escalade.

Lindsay Lohan is out of jail.

Law enforcement sources say Lohan was cooperative in jail. We’re told she was very upset.

A law enforcement source at the Santa Monica jail tells TMZ "she did just about everything we asked."

…[except] She refused to submit to a PASD — Preliminary Alcohol Screening Device. That’s a chemical test administered in the field to determine blood alcohol levels.

We’re told cops did administer a walk-the-line test, and Lindsay flunked.

The sophisticated SCRAM alcohol monitoring device which Lindsay Lohan voluntarily strapped around her leg wasn’t the reason cops busted her for DUI Thursday morning.

TMZ contacted a rep from the company that monitors the SCRAM bracelet who said, "I didn’t even know she was arrested."

And there you have it folks! If Nicole Richie gets thrown in jail in August, we’ll have a trifecta. Who would have thought that Paris Hilton’s offenses would be the least dramatic.

A coke-fueled, drunken chase in an SUV. You can’t make this stuff up!

In news about the totally absurd, Liza Minelli’s ex, David Gest, is about to do stand-up, and we’re not talking about standing up for himself when he’s getting the crap beat out of him by Liza with a Z. We’re talking stand-up COMEDY. TMZ reports:

Starting in February, the ex-Mr. Liza Minnelli will embark on "his first major UK comedy tour," and claims it "will be one of the most lavish spectacles ever put together."

He already had us in stitches when he tried to claim heterosexuality years ago. Based on the outfits Liza’s been pulling out of her closet these days, we’re thinking he could enlist her as an assistant. He could talk about how he’s a straight guy…really..and she could kick him where nads would be if he had any. I’m laughing already.

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