According to Page Six, an unauthorized biography on Jack Nicholson by author Dennis McDougal will be released soon and will include some details long held secret by the 70-year-old star. One of these secrets is the fact that he has various "love children," one of whom is handicapped.

But, the book claims, "There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother’s drug abuse . . . These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans." He doesn’t identify either.

Nicholson’s lawyer, Abe Somer, told Page Six: "The allegations of the handicapped son are false and inaccurate. There is no handicapped son of Mr. Nicholson." He declined to comment on McDougal’s allegation of a second unknown love child, adding, "Let’s respect his privacy." Somer also said Nicholson has four, not five, illegitimate kids.

The actor, who has admitted he is "preoccupied with sex," also shuns wearing condoms, likening them to wearing a "warm garbage bag." Apparently, he has no fear of the body bag that he’ll surely end up in after his pecker shrivels up and falls off. Speaking of Jack’s pecker, TMZ is also reporting that the biography will contain info on the fact that Jack’s member is "uniquely shaped." After spreading his seed all over the nation, we’re just surprised it doesn’t actually contain a heat sensor and a scope.

Pamela Anderson has been hitting the talk show circuit with Dutch magician (pardon me…"Illusionist") Hans Klok, and now it appears that the uber-blonde twosome might be dating.

The potential lovebirds appear on tonight’s Late Late Show and host Craig Ferguson asks point blank about their relationship, asking the two if they’re dating. Here’s how Pam responded:

"There’s a lot of love backstage. It’s very physical. It’s very loving."

So either these two are going at it like bunnies or it’s all just a PR move. If it’s true, this falls squarely into the David Copperfield-Claudia Schiffer category. Damn those magicians and their inexplicable control over hot women!

The blogosphere has been abuzz with stories about grandpa Hilton cutting Paris out of his will, but TMZ is reporting that the story, which originated in a British paper, is pure poppycock.

It now appears that the trampy socialite will still be getting somewhere around $30 million when the old man kicks the bucket.

Whew! We were all very worried about Paris’ future there for a minute, huh?

TMZ has an incredible interview this morning with three men who say they were in the car that Lindsay Loahn basically stole when she was arrested Tuesday morning for DUI. They were at the party in Malibu with Lindsay when her assistant quit, sending Lindsay into a "rampage". They say Lindsay was drunk and possibly high at the time and she took their white GMC Denali and raced down Pacific Coat Highway at 100 miles per hour, running red lights and chasing her assistant. When they tried to grab the wheel and force Lindsay to stop, Lindsay said, "If you touch me I’ll sue you." When they asked her to stop and warned her they might get caught, Lindsay said, "I can’t get in trouble. I’m a celebrity. I can do whatever the f_ck I want." TMZ says:

The guys say Lindsay then began to chase (her assistant) at speeds of up to 80 MPH through Santa Monica, blowing multiple red lights.

Dante realized the mother (of the assistant) was driving to the police station and warned Lindsay if she didn’t stop she’d get in hot water. He says Lindsay responded, "I’m a celebrity. I’m not going to get in trouble."

The two cars stopped in a parking lot near the cop shop. When police arrived, Dante says it seemed as if Lindsay told officers, "I wasn’t driving. The black kid was driving."

Dante and Jakon say they saw Lindsay flunk the field sobriety test. They say when she tried touching her nose, she almost fell over.

As Ronnie put it "It was pretty much the worst night of my entire summer."

It’s hard to imagine these three innocent looking guys involved in drugs or a high speed car chase, but they claim they were overpowered by the Freckled Terminator. They were probably just getting ready to go home because they needed to attend church early in the morning.

Lindsay is stupid enough to say something like "…I can do whatever the f_ck I want." It is a mystery though why she would force someone to give her their pants when they have cocaine in them. Why didn’t she just say "Give me your cocaine, I already have pants." The one big hole in Lindsay’s "the black kid was driving" story is the fact that she drove over one of the guy’s foot when he tried to get out.

Lindsay is really a Freckled Terminator from the future, but she’s a low tech outdated version and that’s why she uses cocaine as fuel, and chases cars with another car rather than on foot.

Click the link below to see parts 2, 3, and 4 of the video interview.

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Nicole Richie will appear in court this morning and plead either guilty or no contest to driving under the influence. Richie was cited at 4:30am on December 11th when sheriffs deputies approached her car after several 911 calls reported Richie driving the wrong way down the Burbank Freeway. Richie was parked in the carpool lane and talking on her cell phone when they found her. When questioned, she admitted she was high on vicodin and had been smoking marijuana. This was not her first DUI. In 2002, she was arrested for driving 50 miler per hour in a 15 mph zone near UCLA. She had a .13 blood alcohol level, almost twice the legal limit. Six months later, she was convicted for possession of heroin and driving on a suspended license. About today’s court proceeding, TMZ says:

Richie will plead either guilty or no contest to DUI. She will appear before the Court Commissioner, who will sentence her on the spot. Sources say Richie will receive a minimum sentence of five days in jail. By law, anyone with two DUI convictions must serve at least five days. This conviction will be Nicole’s second DUI.

Put Richie in a red dress, and let her try to out run a bull for five days in a row, then maybe she’d understand how a victim of a DUI driver feels.