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Courtney Love Looks Like a Wax Figure Of Herself

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:22:53 +0000

Macy’s revealed its new line of Tranny-quins yesterday. Nahhh, that’s just Courtney Love being her freaky-deaky self yesterday in London. Just move those jeans down one more inch and we’re in Crying Game territory!

What’s with the bow? Courtney, the whole dick-in-a-box is so overdone.

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An Un-Bi-Lievable New MTV Show

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:00:09 +0000

In "I Can’t Believe This Isn’t a FOX Show" news, Internet vixen Tila Tequila is getting her own dating show, with a soft core porn twist.

MySpace phenomenon Tila Tequila is getting a new MTV dating show in which 32 lucky singles compete for her attention — "Bachelor"-style — with one small difference: The contestants are half straight men and half lesbians. It’s twice the sexiness!

Tila will welcome all comers into a mansion, where she will whittle down the contestants each week, until only one man or woman is left standing. MTV is promising that each episode will end with a "dramatic ceremony unlike anything you’ve ever seen before." Alright, we’re a tad bi-curious.

"A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" premieres October 9. May the best sexually adventurous person win!

Coincidentally, Rosie O’Donnell has just applied to be an MTV Production Assistant.

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Mini-Me Wheels and Deals

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:21:03 +0000

Honey, I shrunk the rapper! Nahhhh, it’s just lil ol’ Vern Troyer cruisin’ around Yorkville, Canada. Are those scripts in his basket? They could be some digits he scored in that K-Fed-meets-Mini-Jerome Bettis get-up. That’s how he rolls!

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Halle Berry Is Prego!

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:06:45 +0000

Breaking News! TMZ is reporting that Halle Berry’s new movie has been scrapped due to a tiny bun in her perfect oven.

TMZ has learned that producers of the upcoming Lionsgate film "Tulia" have scrapped plans to start filming in October — as the film’s star, Halle Berry, is three months pregnant!

A source close to the production tells us Berry, 41, who is currently dating hottie model Gabriel Aubrey, was set to star in the movie about the drug and racial profiling scandal in Tulia, Texas. The film, which was scheduled for a 2008 release, was to be directed by John Singleton and also starred Billy Bob Thornton.

We’re told the project has not been shelved entirely; producers may decide to pick it up at a later date.

We’re assuming that the wee one is Aubrey’s, which means Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will have some competition on the baby front. If ridiculously good-looking people keep procreating, we’re going to have some sort of uber-celebrity race on our hands. On the day of the baby’s birth, the doctor will probably reach in there to pull it out, only to be greeted by rays of sunshine, doves, and roses, as classical music plays and the skies part and people lay down their arms. Seriously.

Pam Anderson Has a Butterface

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:20:03 +0000

TMZ posted this pic of Baywatch babe (?) Pam Anderson partying at a beach house in Malibu on Sunday. She looks like she’s been ridden hard and put away wet…and sticky. When fellow guests tried to hose her down, she thought it was an impromptu wet t-shirt contest. In reality, it was just an attempt to keep her from sticking to the furniture.

Dancing With the Stars Contestants Leaked

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:11:31 +0000

Next season’s contestants on "Dancing With the Stars" have been "leaked." I’m guessing this is the same kind of leak that happens when Paris Hilton calls the paparazzi to tell them where she is going to be and then feigns shock and horror when they actually show up. Yeah, that kind of leak. Anyway, the list is a veritable who’s who in the world of Has-Beens. TMZ has named them on their site, along with photos. Here is the list: Tori Spelling, Jennie Garth, Aaron Carter, Mark Cuban, Wayne Newton, Jane Seymour, Floyd Mayweather Jr., Nia Peeples, Richard Quest, Lou Ferrigno, Gisele Bundchen, Helio Castroneves, and Sabrina Bryan. Apparently Melanie Brown, a.k.a. Mel B., a.k.a. Scary Spice, is going to be involved in the show in some form, but not as a dancer. We’re guessing that her freaky deaky husband probably forbade her to dance.

Can’t you just read the tag line for this show? What happens when Donna Martin, the Hulk, and Proactiv-spokesperson-to-be Aaron Carter sashay into the world of dancing? Hilarity ensues!

The nice thing is that a bus will pick up the contestants after the show wraps and take them to their stint on "The Surreal Life."

Jenny McCarthy’s Amazing 34-Year Old Beach Bod

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 24 Aug 2007 20:36:53 +0000

Jim Carrey might be known for his zany sense of humor, but girlfriend Jenny McCarthy appears to be dead serious about her body. TMZ posted this photo of her on a recent vacation with Jim in Hawaii. McCarthy has admitted to using Weight Watchers to help her lose the baby weight she gained after having her son. Can you imagine being an overweight, suburban mom who can’t fit into her size 14 jeans and this skinny beeyatch shows up? I’m surprised they didn’t beat her, tie her up, and force her to eat a gallon of Chubby Hubby.

Nicole Richie In Jail!

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 23:41:00 +0000

TMZ just broke the huge news that Nicole Richie checked herself into prison today.

She was booked at the Lynwood Jail, where Paris did her time, at 3:15 this afternoon. Great move by her lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley. While all the attention was on Lindsay, no one was watching Nicole.

She can etch her name right next to "Paris was hear." And yes, that would be how she’d spell it. These girls are getting off so easy, I wouldn’t be surprised if Nicole has a mani/pedi scheduled while in the clink.

Britney Wants to Move Her Family to London

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 17:59:16 +0000

More news from The Land of Crazy–while it’s been determined that Britney is still here in Los Angeles, she is apparently considering a move across the pond. Perhaps Britney thinks the British will be more welcoming of her reckless mothering skills. She probably based the decision on watching Bridget Jones’s Diary. Pass the English muffins y’all! TMZ reports:

The popwreck, according to OK!, is considering the move as she fights K-Fed for custody of her sons, and according to a source, "She thinks her only hope is to move to London and start afresh. She wants those boys more than anything in the world and it’s heartbreaking."

Meanwhile, reports Life & Style, Brit was sending mixed signals last weekend at L.A. hotspot Teddy’s, partying into the wee hours, but seeming "down" and looking "uncomfortable" while telling the mag that her custody battle was harshing her mellow: "My babies are my life."

When asked to find London on a globe, Britney pointed to Toledo, Ohio.

Sassy Seacrest and the Superbowl!

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:36:48 +0000

Nothing says football like a bowl of chips, a case of beer, and Ryan Seacrest? In the "pull my other leg and it plays Jingle Bells" news, TMZ is reporting that the metrosexual-in-denial will, indeed, have a presence at this year’s Super Bowl. Apparently, he’ll be handling pre-game and halftime hosting duties. Rumor has it Seacrust was actually on the fence about the hosting job, but the NFL threw in free mani/pedi’s for a year. Sold!

First we saw Janet Jackson’s boob. Now Ryan Seacrest will be hosting the Super Bowl. If douche-of-the-year Criss Angel mindfreakifies the half time show, I will live underground for the rest of my life eating grub worms and drinking sewage.

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