Macy’s revealed its new line of Tranny-quins yesterday. Nahhh, that’s just Courtney Love being her freaky-deaky self yesterday in London. Just move those jeans down one more inch and we’re in Crying Game territory!

What’s with the bow? Courtney, the whole dick-in-a-box is so overdone.

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In "I Can’t Believe This Isn’t a FOX Show" news, Internet vixen Tila Tequila is getting her own dating show, with a soft core porn twist.

MySpace phenomenon Tila Tequila is getting a new MTV dating show in which 32 lucky singles compete for her attention — "Bachelor"-style — with one small difference: The contestants are half straight men and half lesbians. It’s twice the sexiness!

Tila will welcome all comers into a mansion, where she will whittle down the contestants each week, until only one man or woman is left standing. MTV is promising that each episode will end with a "dramatic ceremony unlike anything you’ve ever seen before." Alright, we’re a tad bi-curious.

"A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" premieres October 9. May the best sexually adventurous person win!

Coincidentally, Rosie O’Donnell has just applied to be an MTV Production Assistant.

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Honey, I shrunk the rapper! Nahhhh, it’s just lil ol’ Vern Troyer cruisin’ around Yorkville, Canada. Are those scripts in his basket? They could be some digits he scored in that K-Fed-meets-Mini-Jerome Bettis get-up. That’s how he rolls!

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Breaking News! TMZ is reporting that Halle Berry’s new movie has been scrapped due to a tiny bun in her perfect oven.

TMZ has learned that producers of the upcoming Lionsgate film "Tulia" have scrapped plans to start filming in October — as the film’s star, Halle Berry, is three months pregnant!

A source close to the production tells us Berry, 41, who is currently dating hottie model Gabriel Aubrey, was set to star in the movie about the drug and racial profiling scandal in Tulia, Texas. The film, which was scheduled for a 2008 release, was to be directed by John Singleton and also starred Billy Bob Thornton.

We’re told the project has not been shelved entirely; producers may decide to pick it up at a later date.

We’re assuming that the wee one is Aubrey’s, which means Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will have some competition on the baby front. If ridiculously good-looking people keep procreating, we’re going to have some sort of uber-celebrity race on our hands. On the day of the baby’s birth, the doctor will probably reach in there to pull it out, only to be greeted by rays of sunshine, doves, and roses, as classical music plays and the skies part and people lay down their arms. Seriously.

TMZ posted this pic of Baywatch babe (?) Pam Anderson partying at a beach house in Malibu on Sunday. She looks like she’s been ridden hard and put away wet…and sticky. When fellow guests tried to hose her down, she thought it was an impromptu wet t-shirt contest. In reality, it was just an attempt to keep her from sticking to the furniture.