“I regret sinking down to that level of discourse. But Paris is a terrible role model and a terrible young woman. She needs to be ignored. I work with people who have 12-, 13-, 14-year-old girls who are fascinated by her. They look up to her, and that’s not great. You can buy videotapes in which you can see her bejanis.”

- The never funny Tina Fey mocking Paris Hilton on Howard Stern

Reports have said Paris had collagen injected lips, which seems to be all the rage right now in Hollywood. Monkey see monkey do. It’s more likely that Paris was just working overtime smoking poles.

Tina Fey sabotaged SNL with lame jokes when she discovered she was going to land her own show. Now Tina Fey’s show 30 Rock is on the air, but guess what?, Fey forgot to bring her good jokes with her. 30 Rock is written by Tina Fey, and the entire show is available for viewing online even before it airs. I watched the whole show. It’s like an excruciatingly boring and lame episode of Saturday Night Live that lasts for nearly a half hour. After watching the entire show, I had to go take a walk, then a dump, and drink two cups of green tea to purge the nastiness out of my system.

What is good in the show is Alec Baldwin, and a few other notable stars’ acting ability. Despite extremely poorly written material by Tina Fey, most of the actors did a good job. Before 30 Rock gets canceled I would suggest firing the crappy writer of the show, Tina Fey, and hiring a team of writers that can write a good story, and make it funny.